worst game names

josh797

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so i was inspired by the recent worst people names thread, and wanted to know, what do you guys think have been the worst game names in history. i would put infinite undiscovery up there, im not sure what happened to it, but it just stuck in my mind for terrible game name. what other horrific game names can you guys think of?
 

1-800-STFU

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Ghost Recon. It could be this awesome game about Reconing I duno.....Ghosts.

But no, just another shooter clone.
 

fix-the-spade

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Metal Gear Solid,
it's the kind of thing I'd expect to see across an 'adult interest' store in Amsterdam.

Syphon Filter,
A what now? A shoot em up about top secret elite special forces types, who really don't like to get grounds in their coffee? Maybe they're into stealing petrol, or they're brewers in their spare time, we'll never know.
 

josh797

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MirrorMonkey post=9.68528.631589 said:
Crysis.. what was wrong with just calling it Crisis?!
cuz it was made with the cry enginge, and they couldnt not let you know that, they needed to wave their dicks and make sure everyone knew
 

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Ivoryagent post=9.68528.631663 said:
Final Fantasy.

Most abusive use of "Final" in a name.
The story behind the first game justifies the name, but now they are just milking it as people recognize it.
 

alloneword

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Dynamite Headdy.

Something they would sell beside "Metal Gear Solid"

fix-the-spade post=9.68528.631601 said:
Metal Gear Solid,
it's the kind of thing I'd expect to see across an 'adult interest' store in Amsterdam.
 

mjhhiv

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josh797 post=9.68528.631603 said:
MirrorMonkey post=9.68528.631589 said:
Crysis.. what was wrong with just calling it Crisis?!
cuz it was made with the cry enginge, and they couldnt not let you know that, they needed to wave their dicks and make sure everyone knew
More specifically, Crytek made the Cry engine. They also made Far Cry. Do you see a pattern?

EDIT: Forgot to tell everyone the worst game name ever. Nuts and Milk. Seriously. Can you handle it?
 

Jezuz X

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Z is actually a name for a game came out in 1996 for PC i think they coulda been more creative
 

Stagger P

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Bangai-o has always tickled me for some reason
But that aside ECW Anarchy Rulz (I like the 'Z' it makes it sound punky right) is pretty shocking.
 

Mr. Purple

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Army of two....not a horrible name but doesnt leave u guessing or give room for sequels.

army of two....2?