Worst job in the world - with a twist!

[Chrono212]

Ok, so you've been transormed into an inanimate object yet still retain consiousness.
So this is jobs that only inanimate objects do.

So what I think the worst job in this case would be a:

Spoiler: toilet brush

All the brushy goodness wasted on...well you know

Do you think you can beat being a toilet brush as the wost job in the world?

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

A surgical glove. You'd see much worse than a toilet brush.

PS: Do we need to post pictures? I don't know how to put them up.

 

[JoJo]

Me being a straight male, it would have to be this:

Spoiler

Unless a woman uses it, I guess...

 

[imnot]

Hitlers mostache brusher.
[small]???[/small]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Toilet paper...

 

[Scarim Coral]

How about a toilet paper will maybe you consciousness will pass onto the next piece once the current piece is finish.

 

[Quaxar]

Hitlers mostache brusher.
[small]???[/small]

Profit!

OT: Probably some kind of moving part in a big machine like a car motor. I'm thinking of a Vee Belt or a cylinder or something like that.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Being a game controller for someone who really doesn't give a shit about their property. Being thrown across the room, stepped on, randomly scratched, and smeared with unidentifiable substances would be terrible.

 

[ThreeWords]

Hitlers mostache brusher.
[small]???[/small]

Profit!

OT: Probably some kind of moving part in a big machine like a car motor. I'm thinking of a Vee Belt or a cylinder or something like that.

Become barber

Brush Hitler's mustache

???

Profit!

OT: I'd hate to be a computer belonging to one of those completely psychotic pre-pubescent kids. Oh the pain of transmitting all that horrendous, rage filled stupidity!

 

[i don't know]

The camera owned by the photographer that takes pictures of hot women.
Having to sit through that without any feeling is like a living hell.

 

[Zaverexus]

A grenade

 

[smaug85]

The tube with the fiber-optic camera on the end they put up your butt in a colonoscopy.

 

[Ultraman950]

A grenade

I'm with you, man.

OT: Or a landmine.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The drum kit at the music school for abnormally strong lumberjacks.

 

[SckizoBoy]

A shit shoveller's shovel.

A wank-rag.

Uhhhhhhhh... think I hit the bottom there...

 

[Jfswift]

I'm thinking a sock would probably be the worse thing to be turned into.

 

[Zaverexus]

A grenade

I'm with you, man.

OT: Or a landmine.

Oooh, landmine is worse, you're stuck underground and can't even see it coming

 

[Nouw]

Imperial Guard Flak Armour.

'Nuff said.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The toilet at a music festival.
It's gonna overflow or be set on fire.