Worst movie you ever saw?
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Black Dahlia. I like bad movies, as in there so bad they're good, or so stupid they're good. However, Black Dahlia just did everything it could to be as unwatchable as a film can ever hope to be.
In the Bedroom
Great title right? SHITTY MOVIE. First movie I ever fast forwarded through (i even watch bad movies if i've started them). It's about 2 hours of these people grieving over the death of their son. I just threw up in my mouth a little. It was this movie that taught me pretty much anything with a "Official Sundance Selection" label on it was going to be utter crap. Something my wife anagonizingly fails to recognize. 99% of this stuff (especially this movie) is self-indulgent boring crap.
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Starring George Clooney. On Mars. How bad can it be? Answer: REALLY BAD. A good 80% of this film is slow panning shots of Mars and Mars Reflected in George Clooney's astronaut helmet with a dire expression on his face. 4 people sat down to watch this movie, not one was awake 30 minutes into it. No joke.
Great title right? SHITTY MOVIE. First movie I ever fast forwarded through (i even watch bad movies if i've started them). It's about 2 hours of these people grieving over the death of their son. I just threw up in my mouth a little. It was this movie that taught me pretty much anything with a "Official Sundance Selection" label on it was going to be utter crap. Something my wife anagonizingly fails to recognize. 99% of this stuff (especially this movie) is self-indulgent boring crap.
Tied with..
SOLARIS
Starring George Clooney. On Mars. How bad can it be? Answer: REALLY BAD. A good 80% of this film is slow panning shots of Mars and Mars Reflected in George Clooney's astronaut helmet with a dire expression on his face. 4 people sat down to watch this movie, not one was awake 30 minutes into it. No joke.
Whoa. Seriously. Man I never thought I would find someone who didn't like that movie. I feel all cold inside. I thought it was the best vampire movie ever, and i've seen most Ingmar Bergman films and don't really see the connection other than subtitles and sweden.RebelRising said:scorch 13 said:
Only one of these is gay. Can you pick out which one (hint: it's the one without the woman, you silly person)?
On topic, some of the worst movies I had ever seen were Eragon, Ben & Arthur (which I reviewed), and Let The Right One In.
Man, that wasn't a vampire movie. It was just a pretentious exercise in Ingmar Berman-esque depressing thematics. Bullshit.
either "An American Carol" (even if you were to agree with the politics, its just not funny)
or the adaptation of "The Golden Compass"
or the adaptation of "The Golden Compass"
Well, I won't tell you not to like it, but what got me was a dull plot, unintersting characters, and a pretension towards artsiness and alternateness that just breeds a slow and unfulfilling movie. Nothing happens except people exchanging through-the-motions dialogue. That, and barely anybody dies. It might be a fantastic depressing Scandinavian film, but it's not a real vampire movie.cthulhuween said:Whoa. Seriously. Man I never thought I would find someone who didn't like that movie. I feel all cold inside. I thought it was the best vampire movie ever, and i've seen most Ingmar Bergman films and don't really see the connection other than subtitles and sweden.RebelRising said:scorch 13 said:
Only one of these is gay. Can you pick out which one (hint: it's the one without the woman, you silly person)?
On topic, some of the worst movies I had ever seen were Eragon, Ben & Arthur (which I reviewed), and Let The Right One In.
Man, that wasn't a vampire movie. It was just a pretentious exercise in Ingmar Berman-esque depressing thematics. Bullshit.
Just my opinion, however.
I totally agree. I saw Meet the Spartans on DVD, and there was so much product placement stuck in tat it was almost painful...Citrus Insanity said:
Epic movie or Epic fail as I and many others like to call it. The movie was just plain bad, it made me smile once the first time the dumb blonde luanches the little Beaver 3 miles, and then they repeated it again... whoops. This movie actually made me enjoy date movie thats how shit it was.
The happening by far,
it had a horrible storyline that was gotten when someone stuck their head in a woodchipper
Squedee also nominates Hancock as a horrific movie, because they just butchered it at the end with the whole "he's not a drunken hobo superhero, he's an angel with amnesia with a wife who doesn't love him" that enrages squedee to a point that makes me want to impale squedee with large sharp stick
it had a horrible storyline that was gotten when someone stuck their head in a woodchipper
Squedee also nominates Hancock as a horrific movie, because they just butchered it at the end with the whole "he's not a drunken hobo superhero, he's an angel with amnesia with a wife who doesn't love him" that enrages squedee to a point that makes me want to impale squedee with large sharp stick
I was watching it, thinking "where the fuck is the content from the book!"idiot445 said:
Blade runner, having just read "do androids dream... " I thought it would be good. I got so bored of this over-hyped piece of junk. Books are clearly just superior to movies.