Worst movie you ever saw?

[TheDean]

Nosferatu

 

[hannahdonno]

umm I'm gonna have to go with the romeo and juliet movie, the one with leotardio decaprio.

I wanted to literally kill everyone around me then put a bullet in my brain after watching that movie in english!

Well stop playing video games then.

 

[Abedeus]

Either the Dragon Ball Evolution movie or Spider-Man 3.

Black Spider-Man should be a badass, not a freakin' emo!

 

[cordeos]

Bloods Vs. Wolves, its like a gangster version of Underworld. the director used to do porn and it really showed, the acting was terrible, the dialog was worse, im not even sure what it was doing in the video rental shop.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Locusts eighth plague of the world or fatal deviation (An Irish Kunk Fu movie need i say more).

 

[Torian_Kel]

Uwe Boll is the worst director of all time
After Uwe Boll films, Hercules the one with Arnold, so god awful

 

[firemoth2]

Probably any "movie" that is released on the Sci-fi channel...

 

[Nebiros3]

I agree Uwe Boll is a cancer of bad film making. House of the Dead was so mind numbingly bad I'd rather have a rabid, radioactive squirrel chew on my balls!

 

[CelebrenIthil]

That horrible movie that parodied "Meet the parents".
Actually, all those horrendous, disgusting poo-and-boobs-jokes "parody" films (Scary Movie, epic Movie, whatever. Just need to watch the trailer to known it's dirt poor)

All those hur-dur-retarded comedies are awful anyways. You know when the thing revolves around fart jokes, boobss jokes, scatologic jokes, fat people jokes and midget jokes, it's gonna be awful.

Also, a big part of the Superhero movie genre. Catwoman, Elektra, etc...

Bad fantasy-style-bandwagon movies like Eragon or Dungeon and Dragons (gee the dwarf was taller than almost everyone else and the hero was a friggen thief yet he was all sword fighting and waving magical wands and whatnot and ungh I'll stop here).

I'm sure I've seen worse things but it's those that come to my mind.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Oh, and anything by Uwe Boll

I stopped watching his "films" after King Arthur.
EDIT: Oh and any of the Scary Movies (Except 3), Epic Movie, Love Movie, or anything else by those guys.

 

[coda di lup]

House of the Dead 1 and HOTD2... They're just meaningless...
Also Vampire VS Zombie was pretty bad

 

[TKgasmic]

The Haunting In Connecticut. It was so stupid that I left the theaters 45 min into the movie.

 

[HarlyHellbender]

lately? STREET FIGHTER LEGEND OF CHUN LI! I'm glad that ticket was free because I would want my money back!

 

[Nargleblarg]

I saw the movie Rudy all reviews said and I quote "a stunning masterpiece to been seen again and again." it sucked and not only sucked I wanted to die afterwards.

Also I'm surprised that star wars 1 wasn't here. (but I didn't it was as bad as everyone said it was)

 

[Daye.04]

Guys! Guys! You are all just mentioning bad movies. The worst must be "2012" It's strictly religious movie, where the world falls apart. You see the world fall apart, and in between, everywhere there's awfully poor designed characters, who meet at a temple just for a girl to give birth to a child. It's completely rediculous. Nothing else happens. The world is in ruins, but "Yay! A baby is porn!". What the deuce?

 

[Lukirre]

Eragon. Christ. Essentially took a book I had loved for three years and raped it up the ass. Destroyed the plot, made no attempt to develop the characters, the acting was pathetic, and even the dragon looked stupid. I left the theater with a depressed cloud hanging heavily on my shoulders.

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my thoughts on the the worst movie as well.

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

Not Troll 2, because it is fun to MST3K it to Hell and back.
Not Star Wars: The Clone Wars, because it was just boring and stupid.
Not The Spirit, because it isn't as bad as...
SON OF THE MASK! I hate that movie so freakin' much. It is total CRAP!!!

 

[Fulax]

Twilight. No contest.

Sparkling vampires? Fuck off.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

I agree Uwe Boll is a cancer of bad film making. House of the Dead was so mind numbingly bad I'd rather have a rabid, radioactive squirrel chew on my balls!

lmao