Yesterday, it was my best friends 21'st birthday....so of course the first thing we organize for him to do is take him into town and have a strange lady gyrate her sweaty flesh against his face.
It was my first time in a place like that, and of all the laughs we had, one thing tickled me in particular. One of the strippers was called "Gladice".
Seriously? Effing Gladice? You might as well have called her "Herpy McDerpenstein".
We have been laughing about it since, so in the interest of keeping my own stupid amusement going....what are the worst/funniest possible names you can think of for a stripper?
It was my first time in a place like that, and of all the laughs we had, one thing tickled me in particular. One of the strippers was called "Gladice".
Seriously? Effing Gladice? You might as well have called her "Herpy McDerpenstein".
We have been laughing about it since, so in the interest of keeping my own stupid amusement going....what are the worst/funniest possible names you can think of for a stripper?