Worst situation you've ever been in

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NotAPie

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Gaskell said:
I may have accidentally had sex with my friends sister.
He wasn't happy
xD Im sure he wasen't.

My worst situation is when I was about 9, I was getting chased by this damn dog, and the apartments I lived in had a weird road (all curvy and what not...) anyway, the shortcut route I use to get to my house goes around this wall that is really high from the bottom, I cant run very fast and I run out of breath really quick, so I was heading toward the short cut scared as fuck, and I turned to see the dog behind me and me being a dumbass I tripped over the wall that I had to walk around (the street is a bit higher then the wall so I was able to trip over it) Im afraid of hights, I had fallen on my knee and my arm got in the way of my head so it didnt hit the ground (it still hurt like a ***** tho), my knee was bleeding my leg felt wrong, my arm hurt soooo much, I was crying, and the dog just left me, I had to limp to my house, my mom saw me, took me to the hospital and you know what happens there :D Happy ending.

It sounds unbeliveable, but it happend, I dont live in those apartments anymore, Fuck the pool...man I miss that pool wah.
Also, I know I suck at explaining things xD
 

Sewblon

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When I was recovering from jaw surgery I was bed ridden and could not eat solid foods. But here is something probably closer to what you meant. I was stranded in the mountains during a lightning storm, me and my family hid under a tree because it was hailing. Put in text you impudent slug.
 

DuoM

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I lost my hotel room at the San Diego Comic Con and was a vagrant for 40 minutes before managing to actually find a hotel right next to the convention center, a place they'd never look.

It felt like a decade wandering those streets.
 

Frequen-Z

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It's not really a 'situation', but nevertheless;

It was Dec 31st, I was at my girlfriends house celebrating New Years. We we're both a lil drunk, she took me upstairs to her bathroom and started giving me head. But at this point it was close to midnight so it got cut short by us having to go downstairs and celebrate 00:00. I could live with this, it wasn't really that big a deal (that's a lie, it was my first experience). But then later that night as she got more drunk she told me she'd cheated on me with another guy that she'd 'been in love' with all along. She said she felt horrible and shit but I didn't care for her niceties, I went home at like 2am, not long after she'd told me, and stayed up all night just getting angrier and angrier at it.

I have this friend, who's birthday is on January the 3rd. And he likes parties, so he had a bash at his house on the 5th. Still very much ridden with shame and all the rest of it and in the "I want her back" stage of a breakup, we both got drunk and again, I received head in the bathroom... Only half, though. My sexual quest was cut short AGAIN due to her being too drunk and disorderly to even stand, let alone go downtown on my crotch.

So for a few weeks, I was built up with anger and jealousy and all the other shit that comes with a break up, and I decide "Fuck it." From that point on I went out of my way to be a total dick to her whenever I could, mostly at college. It kinda built to a confrontation where she asked me angrily what she did wrong. I just said "Cheated on me" and walked off. She caught up with me eventually and tried to convince me how sorry she was. I wasn't having any of it. It ended with me saying "As a human being, you disgust me". Which made her cry, which really was my goal. She hurt me, I hurt her back.

Maybe I AM an asshole for doing it, but I don't care, she led me on when she was really after another guy, and it came and bit her in the ass. I don't believe in Karma, but I guess it fits here.

This was over a year ago, since then, she's poured her heart in apology to me, I begrudgingly accepted. I don't go to college anymore so I don't ever see her, but she talks to me on MSN occasionally, they're civil talks, but VERY tense. Not sexually, just in general.

And thats the story of me and my ex. I'm now with someone else who is far superior, we've been together about 14 months now.
 

manicfoot

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When I was 13 I had a long distance relationship with this girl from northern ireland. We talked on the phone a lot and one day she was walking home from a friends house when the line suddenly went dead. I tried calling her back but she didn't answer. About 30 minutes or so later she called me back crying her eyes out saying she had just been raped. Eventually it escalated and I'd have to listen to her getting 'raped' over the phone. I was naive and didn't doubt what was happening for a second. I had to talk her out of killing herself and stuff. After a few months she told me she had made it all up 'because she didn't want me to get bored of her' =/
 

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manicfoot said:
When I was 13 I had a long distance relationship with this girl from northern ireland. We talked on the phone a lot and one day she was walking home from a friends house when the line suddenly went dead. I tried calling her back but she didn't answer. About 30 minutes or so later she called me back crying her eyes out saying she had just been raped. Eventually it escalated and I'd have to listen to her getting 'raped' over the phone. I was naive and didn't doubt what was happening for a second. I had to talk her out of killing herself and stuff. After a few months she told me she had made it all up 'because she didn't want me to get bored of her' =/
Holy shit dude, that would be some heavy shit for a 13 year old! still, i would have been wondering why she phoned yourself instead of say... police? lol
 

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Got into a car accident with a truck that was speeding while I was turning into this avenue. Would've died had it not been for a 2-4 feet difference between the driver's side door and the are of impact. However, I did get off with only minor burns (caused by the airbag).
 

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manicfoot said:
When I was 13 I had a long distance relationship with this girl from northern ireland. We talked on the phone a lot and one day she was walking home from a friends house when the line suddenly went dead. I tried calling her back but she didn't answer. About 30 minutes or so later she called me back crying her eyes out saying she had just been raped. Eventually it escalated and I'd have to listen to her getting 'raped' over the phone. I was naive and didn't doubt what was happening for a second. I had to talk her out of killing herself and stuff. After a few months she told me she had made it all up 'because she didn't want me to get bored of her' =/
Now that's disturbing.
 
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manicfoot said:
When I was 13 I had a long distance relationship with this girl from northern ireland. We talked on the phone a lot and one day she was walking home from a friends house when the line suddenly went dead. I tried calling her back but she didn't answer. About 30 minutes or so later she called me back crying her eyes out saying she had just been raped. Eventually it escalated and I'd have to listen to her getting 'raped' over the phone. I was naive and didn't doubt what was happening for a second. I had to talk her out of killing herself and stuff. After a few months she told me she had made it all up 'because she didn't want me to get bored of her' =/
I hope you hung up after she said that.
 

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My ex dumped me and even refused to talk to me for months. I moved on. She then notifies me she's pregnant and blames dumping me on hormones. I tell her I'm now with someone else. She hates me and refuses to have anything to do with me and even refuses to let me help her out with my child. Been over six months and she hasn't even been to a doctor yet.

On a side note, she also still has my Firefly DVDs.
 

Mardy

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"I accidently the whole bottle."

I accidently overdosed on painkillers, wasn't too bad.
 

JC175

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MaxTheReaper said:
Gaskell said:
I may have accidentally had sex with my friends sister.
He wasn't happy
"Dude, it wasn't my fault. I just fell into her.
And then out of her. And then I did it a bunch more. On accident."

Ye-ah.
"What do you mean you didn't mean to? Did she get you naked and you tripped and fell on her?"

Kudos to anyone that gets the reference.
 

Trivun

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Gaskell said:
I may have accidentally had sex with my friends sister.
He wasn't happy
Ummmm, how is that possible?

OT, I almost drowned a few years ago on Bala Lake in Wales, when the kayak I was in flipped over and I couldn't get out. Pretty scary stuff, but at least I survived to tell the tale...

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<_<
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>_>
 

manicfoot

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JC175 said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Gaskell said:
I may have accidentally had sex with my friends sister.
He wasn't happy
"Dude, it wasn't my fault. I just fell into her.
And then out of her. And then I did it a bunch more. On accident."

Ye-ah.
"What do you mean you didn't mean to? Did she get you naked and you tripped and fell on her?"

Kudos to anyone that gets the reference.
Its Scrubs yo! I don't want kudos. I want a cookie :p
 

Gaskell

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Trivun said:
Gaskell said:
I may have accidentally had sex with my friends sister.
He wasn't happy
Ummmm, how is that possible?

OT, I almost drowned a few years ago on Bala Lake in Wales, when the kayak I was in flipped over and I couldn't get out. Pretty scary stuff, but at least I survived to tell the tale...

...
<_<
...
>_>
it usually happens like this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse
Occasionally like this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions#Less_common_positions
 

manicfoot

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tk1989 said:
manicfoot said:
When I was 13 I had a long distance relationship with this girl from northern ireland. We talked on the phone a lot and one day she was walking home from a friends house when the line suddenly went dead. I tried calling her back but she didn't answer. About 30 minutes or so later she called me back crying her eyes out saying she had just been raped. Eventually it escalated and I'd have to listen to her getting 'raped' over the phone. I was naive and didn't doubt what was happening for a second. I had to talk her out of killing herself and stuff. After a few months she told me she had made it all up 'because she didn't want me to get bored of her' =/
Holy shit dude, that would be some heavy shit for a 13 year old! still, i would have been wondering why she phoned yourself instead of say... police? lol
Haha yeah a rational mind would wonder that. However, a 13 year old boys mind that thinks its in love wouldn't :p