Would you still drink milk if cows were anthropomorphic?

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I have another important question I need answered. So let's imagine that a freak burst of tachyon particles occurs and causes a quantum shift on planet Earth. Suddenly all cows look like this:


They are still capable of producing milk of consistency and quantity as before. Milk is pretty much a staple ingredient in so many foods, what would society do now?

Could you, would you drink a cow girls milk? Yes or no, answer honestly.
 
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Have you developed a breastfeeding fetish in addition to a furry fetish? No kink shame, just asking.
Maybe Rainbow spent too much time in Yakyakistan?
 

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Have you developed a breastfeeding fetish in addition to a furry fetish? No kink shame, just asking.
It's not breastfeeding if you buy it from a store in a carton. I'm just genuinely curious as to whether people would drink it, pasturized and processed as anything else would be. It's a logical extension to shows where anthropomorphic animals exist. Obviously hamburgers are out, but milk is theoretically still on the table.
Maybe Rainbow spent too much time in Yakyakistan?
I don't know what that is.
Now Son, you're mother and I think we need to have a little talk...
I think so too, about proper nouns and contractions.
 

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I don't know what that is./quote]

 

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I think so too, about proper nouns and contractions.
Listen Son, your mother and I are too busy having sex (with each other, not farm animals) to check for typos. Stay away from the barn, that's all I'm saying.
 

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Ok, but yaks aren't cows. Or do they offer the Twilight gang yak milk or something?
 

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Hmmm, you know. Thinking about this further, I don't think the milk industry would be sustainable either way without the meat industry. Even if they weren't sapient and retained the intelligence of normal cows I just don't think people would eat them, and considering what's required for cows to produce milk there would be massive overpopulation within a few years.

Ok, so a new question since you buggers are no fun and refuse to engage with perfectly innocent hypotheticals without bringing in your own filthy implications. The question is: so now that all the worlds cows have become humanoid (close to a billion according to Google) and assuming they retain the intellect of cows, what do we do with them now that they are useless for both meat and dairy production? There is no way the public would stand for a mass slaughter, is there?
 

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Ok, so a new question since you buggers are no fun and refuse to engage with perfectly innocent hypotheticals without bringing in your own filthy implications. The question is: so now that all the worlds cows have become humanoid (close to a billion heads according to Google) and assuming they retain the intellect of cows, what do we do with them now that they are useless for both meat and dairy production? There is no way the public would stand for a mass slaughter, is there?
Dress them up in foreign clothes and kill them as some sort of hate-training exercise?

I mean, look at the news, we are doing that with humans in foreign clothes.

(Oh, is it just the cows that are anthropomorphic, are the bulls as well?)
 

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Dress them up in foreign clothes and kill them as some sort of hate-training exercise?

I mean, look at the news, we are doing that with humans in foreign clothes.

(Oh, is it just the cows that are anthropomorphic, are the bulls as well?)
I don't read the news, what's hate-training?

I did mean the entire species. I guess I should have written 'cattle' instead. If bulls weren't included things would get awkward pretty quickly... I mean even more so.
 

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I don't read the news, what's hate-training?

I did mean the entire species. I guess I should have written 'cattle' instead. If bulls weren't included things would get awkward pretty quickly... I mean even more so.
Ah, hate-training isn't in the news (AFAIK), I mean killing humans dressed in foreign clothes is popular.