Would you Trade a Chicken for Two Oranges?

[sheomad]

Would you O-o?

 

[DraftPickle]

god yes, I mean come on a Chicken their just bad juju, I'd take the oranges

 

[stormcaller]

What? and no, because chicken=meat and I=carnivore.

 

[kaziard]

how large are these hypothetical oranges? im not going to be ripped off!!

 

[sheomad]

What? and no, because chicken=meat and I=carnivore.

The Chicken has bird flu

 

[stormcaller]

What? and no, because chicken=meat and I=carnivore.

The Chicken has bird flu

I'd take the oranges, plant them, start a farm then use all the money to buy myself all the medium well-done steaks in creamy mushroom sauce I could ever dream of.

*drools*

 

[JRCB]

Depends. How large is the chicken? How large are the oranges?

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

What? and no, because chicken=meat and I=carnivore.

The Chicken has bird flu

I'd take the oranges, plant them, start a farm then use all the money to buy myself all the medium well-done steaks in creamy mushroom sauce I could ever dream of.

*drools*

this

 

[MasterStratus]

But the oranges are probably old and moldy right? So it's a lose-lose situation.

 

[sheomad]

Depends. How large is the chicken? How large are the oranges?

Technically the chicken is sickly,and the oranges are tangelos.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Is this a vegetarian vs omnivore* question?

Meh, whatever.
I'll take the oranges and start my own orange grove, but I prefer satsumas.

Chickens are stupid and they shit everywhere.

 

[Mr. Moose]

What? and no, because chicken=meat and I=carnivore.

The Chicken has bird flu

I'd take the oranges, plant them, start a farm then use all the money to buy myself all the medium well-done steaks in creamy mushroom sauce I could ever dream of.

*drools*

You can't plant oranges, silly.
You have to use seeds

 

[JRCB]

Depends. How large is the chicken? How large are the oranges?

Technically the chicken is sickly,and the oranges are tangelos.

Hmmm..... can I have one orange and half of the chicken?

 

[Hippobatman]

This was a bit odd..

And I'd take the oranges.

 

[sheomad]

Depends. How large is the chicken? How large are the oranges?

Technically the chicken is sickly,and the oranges are tangelos.

Hmmm..... can I have one orange and half of the chicken?

nope D:

 

[Dubiousduke]

mmm... Orange juice.

I'd keep the chicken.

EDIT: okay, no dice if the chicken is sickly skinny. I'd go with the Tangelo's

 

[stormcaller]

What? and no, because chicken=meat and I=carnivore.

The Chicken has bird flu

I'd take the oranges, plant them, start a farm then use all the money to buy myself all the medium well-done steaks in creamy mushroom sauce I could ever dream of.

*drools*

You can't plant oranges, silly.
You have to use seeds

Shit really?.....man am I trouble.

 

[Zersy]

make the chicken lay eggs then use the oranges to grow wheat then grind up the wheat to make bread then use the eggs to make a egg sandwhich !!

 

[rottenbutter]

I trade the chicken, then throw one of the oranges back at the person I traded with, and take back the chicken.

I now have the chicken, and one of the oranges.