Wow. Ocsar Mayer is dead

[Damien the Pigeon]

Sorry dude. I just can't say that I really care all that much, I've never even heard of him before.

Now, if the cause of death had been falling into a 8ft vat of chocolate, then I might be interested.

Are you sure that you haven't heard of him before? Surely you've heard the jingle for his products....

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener...
That is what I truly want to be.
And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me!!!"

 

[lwm3398]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Yeah damn him for doing his job like a professional.

hey! don't anger max! you could get us killed!

Now I'm confused.

no wonder. you obviously haven't been with the escapist long,but if you have,you know max. max is satans earthly form,so no one fucks with him. don't talk to him unless he talks to you. add him only if he adds you (or if you've spoken to him numerous times and there is no chance he might rip your throat out.) i hope this clears some stuff up.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Isn't he the guy with the weiner? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Mayer
Damn, Wikipedia is fast!

 

[lwm3398]

Isn't he the guy with the weiner? Or am I thinking of someone else?

*puts on monocle*

*applause*

good one,old bean!

 

[lwm3398]

what else could you get from max? at the luckiest, you get a funny avatar like me,but,i mean...you get a lot more selling your soul to satan than to max. at least satan will give you shitloads of gold and daniel webster as your attorney, but max? no. just no.

I dont know something in my contract said a harem of concubines. But I dont care I get a half a snickers and thats good enough for me.

then i'm very glad that you will never bargain anything for me...and wait,CONCUBINES!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!! goddamn,at least hold out for succubi!

Hey I managed to hold out for half a snickers. He was originally offering me only London. The bastard.

LONDON!? how would anyone have accepted that deal!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Agent Larkin]

what else could you get from max? at the luckiest, you get a funny avatar like me,but,i mean...you get a lot more selling your soul to satan than to max. at least satan will give you shitloads of gold and daniel webster as your attorney, but max? no. just no.

I dont know something in my contract said a harem of concubines. But I dont care I get a half a snickers and thats good enough for me.

then i'm very glad that you will never bargain anything for me...and wait,CONCUBINES!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!! goddamn,at least hold out for succubi!

Hey I managed to hold out for half a snickers. He was originally offering me only London. The bastard.

LONDON!? how would anyone have accepted that deal!?!?!?!?!?!

Exactly thats what I said. So after some arguing(he offered me something along the lines all the kingdoms of man at one point) and eventually I got my snickers.

 

[lwm3398]

what else could you get from max? at the luckiest, you get a funny avatar like me,but,i mean...you get a lot more selling your soul to satan than to max. at least satan will give you shitloads of gold and daniel webster as your attorney, but max? no. just no.

I dont know something in my contract said a harem of concubines. But I dont care I get a half a snickers and thats good enough for me.

then i'm very glad that you will never bargain anything for me...and wait,CONCUBINES!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!! goddamn,at least hold out for succubi!

Hey I managed to hold out for half a snickers. He was originally offering me only London. The bastard.

LONDON!? how would anyone have accepted that deal!?!?!?!?!?!

Exactly thats what I said. So after some arguing(he offered me something along the lines all the kingdoms of man at one point) and eventually I got my snickers.

A WHOLE SNICKERS?!?!?!?!?!?!? HE GAVE YOU A WHOLE SNICKERS?!?!?!?! what happened to the other half of it?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

But, uh, raise your wieners in tribute to a man who fed us through out childhoods.

Dear God the innuendo in that statement. 0_o

 

[Music Mole]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Yeah damn him for doing his job like a professional.

hey! don't anger max! you could get us killed!

Now I'm confused.

no wonder. you obviously haven't been with the escapist long,but if you have,you know max. max is satans earthly form,so no one fucks with him. don't talk to him unless he talks to you. add him only if he adds you (or if you've spoken to him numerous times and there is no chance he might rip your throat out.) i hope this clears some stuff up.

I thought I was reffering to the grim reaper, Death himself.

 

[lwm3398]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Yeah damn him for doing his job like a professional.

hey! don't anger max! you could get us killed!

Now I'm confused.

no wonder. you obviously haven't been with the escapist long,but if you have,you know max. max is satans earthly form,so no one fucks with him. don't talk to him unless he talks to you. add him only if he adds you (or if you've spoken to him numerous times and there is no chance he might rip your throat out.) i hope this clears some stuff up.

I thought I was reffering to the grim reaper, Death himself.

that's what max is. get it?

 

[Music Mole]

Damn you, Death. Always attacking people who're old and/or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Yeah damn him for doing his job like a professional.

hey! don't anger max! you could get us killed!

Now I'm confused.

no wonder. you obviously haven't been with the escapist long,but if you have,you know max. max is satans earthly form,so no one fucks with him. don't talk to him unless he talks to you. add him only if he adds you (or if you've spoken to him numerous times and there is no chance he might rip your throat out.) i hope this clears some stuff up.

I thought I was reffering to the grim reaper, Death himself.

that's what max is. get it?

I saw that coming, who is this Max and why is he so feared?

 

[Agent Larkin]

what else could you get from max? at the luckiest, you get a funny avatar like me,but,i mean...you get a lot more selling your soul to satan than to max. at least satan will give you shitloads of gold and daniel webster as your attorney, but max? no. just no.

I dont know something in my contract said a harem of concubines. But I dont care I get a half a snickers and thats good enough for me.

then i'm very glad that you will never bargain anything for me...and wait,CONCUBINES!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!!????!!!! goddamn,at least hold out for succubi!

Hey I managed to hold out for half a snickers. He was originally offering me only London. The bastard.

LONDON!? how would anyone have accepted that deal!?!?!?!?!?!

Exactly thats what I said. So after some arguing(he offered me something along the lines all the kingdoms of man at one point) and eventually I got my snickers.

A WHOLE SNICKERS?!?!?!?!?!?!? HE GAVE YOU A WHOLE SNICKERS?!?!?!?! what happened to the other half of it?

Low flying pelican. That is all.

 

[Tri Force95]

I meant for the hookers

Hookers don't have blood!

Only real people bleed.

Touche, my friend. Touche.
(and no, I dont know how to do the spanish or french E's.)

*coughcough*french*coughcough*

well Im sorry for forgetting that. Even though I still dont know how to do the french E's.

 

[Internet Kraken]

What hot dogs will I boil now?

 

[lwm3398]

I meant for the hookers

Hookers don't have blood!

Only real people bleed.

Touche, my friend. Touche.
(and no, I dont know how to do the spanish or french E's.)

*coughcough*french*coughcough*

well Im sorry for forgetting that. Even though I still dont know how to do the french E's.

i was just saying. didn't mean to offend you.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I meant for the hookers

Hookers don't have blood!

Only real people bleed.

Wise words from dear maxi.

 

[WrongSprite]

Wow, he lived to 95?

He obviously never ate his own products.

 

[Tri Force95]

I meant for the hookers

Hookers don't have blood!

Only real people bleed.

Touche, my friend. Touche.
(and no, I dont know how to do the spanish or french E's.)

*coughcough*french*coughcough*

well Im sorry for forgetting that. Even though I still dont know how to do the french E's.

i was just saying. didn't mean to offend you.

You didnt offend me. I was just saying that its my bad for forgetting, and that I dont know how to do the french E's on the computer. I know its like Alt, and then some random code of numbers.