Write a story in ten words.

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Ten words definetly isn't enough to write a short story.

100% of people who insulted me have or will die.

 

[Kevonovitch]

midgit's buy, operate, and recruit for a zombie brothel.

 

[scyrin]

Duke kicks ass and chews bubblegum, he's all outta bubblegum

 

[Lilani]

One day, there was a man named Charlie. He died.

 

[Zaverexus]

Scott Pilgrim met Ramona and kicked ass. Now that's love.

 

[Zaverexus]

Girlfriend, we broke up this morning. Just friends? Yeah right.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Heres a touching story, once upon a time Gaaaaah! *boom*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2NdDGFy-H0

 

[DirgeNovak]

I sat down and I wrote this stupid useless crap.

 

[badgersprite]

Starcraft CD for sale. Owner deceased. Wife definitely wasn't responsible.

 

[LadyRhian]

Everyone's Best Friend Forever dies abandoned and alone.

Did it in 8.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"War. Unchanged despite new brutality. Our new bombs now fall."

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Me and my beloved ED-E are united in war.......tacos.

 

[FalloutJack]

Wild Wasteland, Bloody Mess, Better Criticals, and BIG SHINY WEAPONS!

(This topic would be better if it were for haiku.)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Steve Dies at the end. Hilarity Ensues

 

[Meestor Pickle]

This really cool stuff happened then I woke up

 

[AwesomePeanutz]

The shortest short story considered to be a short story (yes this is real):
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

OT:
You died. And I lived happily ever after. The end.

 

[Souplex]

Once upon a time stuff happened. It was awesome. Fin.

 

[Zaverexus]

I love this thread and waste time counting the words.

 

[Kuroneko97]

I was pounding your cats painfully in their luscious mouths.