WTF?!

[Kinguendo]

Someone farted really loud in an elevator and everyone but me was pretending not to notice, WTF? It was NOT subtle!

 

[Berethond]

99.7% of my life I had no idea what was going on.

 

[Shapsters]

Once I was sleeping and then I woke up and I was like, "What?" and then I remembered what.

Sorry, that's all I got.

Wow... thats terrible...

Actually, thats all I got too, except I add on that I thought I was in the bathroom and I pissed in the bed.

 

[Kinguendo]

I suppose the many times I've woken up to people screaming at each other.
That's always hilariously good fun.

Yeah, I have had similar experiences. But I always have to stop the shouting and ask what the are yelling about so I know what I am going to be yelling at them for, after waking me up! XD

 

[Kinguendo]

Once I was sleeping and then I woke up and I was like, "What?" and then I remembered what.

Sorry, that's all I got.

Wow... thats terrible...

Actually, thats all I got too, except I add on that I thought I was in the bathroom and I pissed in the bed.

Wait... What? What was the what? You remembered what?

And its alot worse when you are drunk, thinking that you are in the bathroom and taking a slash... when actually you are in the corner of someone elses bedroom, at a party! XD

That wasnt me by the way, it was totally someone else.

 

[DinosaurSnack]

Once when my family was on a trip at about 10 o'clock at night there was this HUGE backup of traffic. It went on for miles in front of us. After about 45 minutes it starts moving. I STILL have no idea what the hell went on because there weren't any signs at all of a crash or anything. was really really weird.

 

[Shapsters]

Once I was sleeping and then I woke up and I was like, "What?" and then I remembered what.

Sorry, that's all I got.

Wow... thats terrible...

Actually, thats all I got too, except I add on that I thought I was in the bathroom and I pissed in the bed.

Wait... What? What was the what? You remembered what?

And its alot worse when you are drunk, thinking that you are in the bathroom and taking a slash... when actually you are in the corner of someone elses bedroom, at a party! XD

That wasnt me by the way, it was totally someone else.

Well... I was 3...

 

[Neonbob]

I was spending the night at my girlfriend's room at college, and outside the dorm, there was a group of about ten jackoffs that were laughing like the black pothead in Scary movie...all night...and I thought they were fighting or something...my thoughts were more along the lines of "what the fuck are they still doing up," but I think it kinda counts...
Oh, and eventually someone on a higher floor started throwing water balloons at the people. I wanted to pay them.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Over the last couple of months, I'll wake in my apartment and have no idea where the hell I am. I haven't been traveling or staying over at friends places or anything either. It happens a few times a week, and pisses me off- I feel like a moron when it happens.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I had quite the WTF moment awhile ago while watching The Spirit... that movie's pretty effed up.