Xbox App Lets You "Massage" Your Partner Remotely

[Lukeje]

Welp that's the line right there. There's no excuse for this. None what-so-ever

Sex makes the world go 'round.
Sadly.

No, no it doesn't. Angular momentum conservation makes the world go round.

WRONG AGAIN. Fat-bottomed girls make the world go 'round.
/thread
/argument

Well... that song was written by an astrophysicist who knows a lot more about this sort of thing than I do... I therefore must accept that Fat-Bottomed girls do make the world go round; but it is the conservation of angular momentum that keeps it spinning.

 

[Lukeje]

I have no clue what you're saying so I'm just going to translate it into "You are right, oh godly one."
Because that's what I do.

Brian May (who wrote the song) has a degree in astrophysics. Your 'Godliness' membership is hereby revoked since I had to explain this to you.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Now I have to worry about where my friends' 360 controllers have been.... eewwwwwwwww.

Dude, I'm already worried about it...if you knew my friends, then you would understand...

 

[Haddi]

I have no clue what you're saying so I'm just going to translate it into "You are right, oh godly one."
Because that's what I do.

Brian May (who wrote the song) has a degree in astrophysics. Your 'Godliness' membership is hereby revoked since I had to explain this to you.

I was being intentionally thick.
How can you revoke membership if I'm the only one there is? It's not like it's a club...

Because he can.

Well, it seems like I had a interesting and thoughtful comment to say on this, but I'm just gonna (Insert crude joke here).

The entire subject screams of (Insert witty insult), and I believe that the entire thing is just (lol)

 

[Lukeje]

I have no clue what you're saying so I'm just going to translate it into "You are right, oh godly one."
Because that's what I do.

Brian May (who wrote the song) has a degree in astrophysics. Your 'Godliness' membership is hereby revoked since I had to explain this to you.

I was being intentionally thick.
How can you revoke membership if I'm the only one there is? It's not like it's a club...

If I did definitely subscribe to a belief system, it would probably be a polytheistic belief system; things are more... fun that way. But of course, one of the main aspects of a 'God' is to be omniscient, which you just failed at.

 

[whyarecarrots]

Sure we damn the Japanese for creating games like this but have an xbox game like this is "innovative".

My post was sarcastic by the way.

And I have to agree with you: does make al lot of these rather infamous Japanese games seem almost tame...

 

[Lukeje]

I would get into a theological debate, but I haven't eaten all day and it's currently 7 PM, so I'm sort of starved.
And are you sure? Because I did say I was joking.
*dundundun*
It's okay though.
I know where you sleep.

I know now that you were joking; but once the membership has been torn up it can't be repaired. You will now never be able to attain the rank of 'God'. I'm sorry to have to break the bad news, but this just goes to show that you shouldn't feign ignorance just to make a joke.

You'll be glad to know that I know where I sleep too, and that that is where I'm headed now. So go get your food. I sure hope no-one's slipped anything in it. That would be a shame now, wouldn't it?

 

[whyarecarrots]

Should I be getting worried by this discussion?

 

[whyarecarrots]

Why oh why do I see the Escapist news section coming back on Monday with some "Guy had to have XBox controller removed from anus" story?

Oh how I wish this is going to be the case*...

*Yes, I am an evil sadistic bastard

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

video games sure have changes since the 80's!

 

[capgun2713]

Heard about this from my friend the other day. He says he might get it to try to pick up chicks. I facepalmed. Hard.

 

[zoozilla]

Heard about this from my friend the other day. He says he might get it to try to pick up chicks. I facepalmed. Hard.

Why? This is a perfectly valid way to attract the opposite sex.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I don't know why but the conversation in Pulp fiction about the foot massage keeps popping up in my head.

 

[Heckles]

Solo play ey?

 

[PumpItUp]

You know some idiot is going to "solo play" and end up in the hospital with a controller up his ass. And it will never be a girl because GIRLS AREN'T THAT STUPID! This seems tailor made for the sex-starved, Gears of War playing loser who lives in his parent's basement's basement.