Xbox App Lets You "Massage" Your Partner Remotely

[ArcadianTrance]

It sounds like some sort of next gen phone sex waiting to happen.

 

[bkd69]

Oh Penny Arcade, is there nothing you can't reveal to us about the future of gaming?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/1/9/synesthesia-revisited/

 

[ffxfriek]

this is creepy wow

 

[Romicron]

This would have been a hell of a lot funnier if it had been developed on the Wii...

 

[Labyrinth]

Why oh why do I see the Escapist news section coming back on Monday with some "Guy had to have XBox controller removed from anus" story?

It'd be a girl who got caught by her parents, and it wouldn't be news, it'd be an urban myth.

 

[sneakypenguin]

Just think if this was related to achievements in anyway

 

[pingvinos]

Now I have to worry about where my friends' 360 controllers have been.... eewwwwwwwww.

Dude, I'm already worried about it...if you knew my friends, then you would understand...

You guys need to start worrying about using you friends DVD-remote, mouse+keyboard, PSP, cellphone, toilet seat and couch then. Muhahaha

Seriously, I have no problem with this. People can (and will) do whatever they like, maybe it IS good for long distance relationships. Or other stuff?
I do think however someone should make a special peripheral for this, maybe with stronger vibration, because using your controller for anything other than a back rub, is just nasty, AT LEAST PLASTIC WRAP IT, DAMMIT!

 

[Booze Zombie]

Welp that's the line right there. There's no excuse for this. None what-so-ever

Sex makes the world go 'round.
Sadly.

I think you mean sexually.

 

[I III II X4]

Just think if this was related to achievements in anyway

Hahahaa!

Anyway, I can't believe people are shocked by the idea of this, true, it's odd to see it marketed, but people have been using the rumble feature for interesting uses since they developed it.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Good to see there's still some innovation in games. I'm going to be watching my XBL friend list for this game.

 

[moeroris]

.... Wait so having Movies and Games on a single bluray is seen as all kinds of wrong and stupid.

But this were advocating? Really?

Where are the dozens of haters screaming that Microsoft is missing the point again or "god damn AMERICA!!!" for how disturbing this is.

No one? Really?

Wow... well I know something I'll be avoiding, now back to Gihren's Ambition V

First sentence of second paragraph says "Developed by Xbox Community user Entranger". This is a community game (application, whatever.) Why would you expect people to decry Microsoft for what a member of its player base created?

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Now to see something like this for the wii... *shudders*

 

[The-Big-D]

Lets hope my girlfrind doesnt find out about this and everything will be ok.
I dont think il be using anyone elses 360 controls anymore, dont know where they have been.

Il just use mine if im playing multiplayer games now.

 

[barryween]

Just a sec... OKAY! I bought it. Just kidding, of course. Thats gross. I dont want my controller any where but my hands!

 

[WingedFortress]

Hahahaha. Very classy.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

oh god my girlfriend will be pleased with this!

she can finally get her xbox 360 controller sex toy

 

[Northern]

200 points well spent. I'm looking for 8 player (or full xbl party) support.

Edit: The game unexpectedly quit for me. Not so well spend points ...