Yahtzee's Birthday

[Khazoth]

Fuck a cake, i'm sending him a triple cunted hooker. Theres got to be at least one out there, possibly a result of inbreeding.

 

[skitskat]

We should bake him a cake.

*WARNING! PORTAL REFERENCE INCOMING!*

make sure the cake isn't a lie

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.
*snip*

My word! That would mean.. Hmm let me do the mathematics here.. If Yathzee's birthday is the twenty fourth, and yours is one day later, would that mean that.. Hmm.. Wait I know! The twenty fifth! Right? Cool!

*snip*

Hmm...if I read right, they said Yahtzee's birthday was one day after theirs, therefore making it one day earlier than Yahtzee's birthday. Therefore, 23rd.

Still, that was pretty good, what you did.

Unless I read their post wrong...

.>

Well uh.. *shuffles feet* You know.. *moves back a couple of paces* So hmm.. *runs away frantically*

Thanks for pointing that out I guess... Man, I hate erroneous base assumptions in the morning... Not to mention critical readers.

Who's birthday is on the twenty fifth?

 

[skitskat]

Hopefully Escapist will let him review an old-time game

a thief game? he loved those

(maybe a sneak peek at thief 4?)

 

[Mongodyr]

Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[gorfias]

Yahtzee already thinks Portal is perfect.

I write that we give him Halo 1 and Halo 2. He's only played 3. Pity.

 

[asdsdgsdgsdg]

happy birthday to the mr. universe austrailia edition

 

[Ridergurl10]

We should bake him a cake.

One filled with Branston pickle . . .

 

[banthesun]

*snip*
Who's birthday is on the twenty fifth?

My brothers birthday is.

OT: I don't think Yahtzee would be a hard man to please, all your money would make a fine birthday present.

Or, if you want something more personalised, I think he'd be pleased with a giant death ray

 

[CorvinBlack]

A new hat - made of pure gold and filled with cocaine! with a nice ribbon.

Or, I know - we could pressure Australia to lower the retail prices of games there, and to give them a better game with each game bought, and some Cake. And Belgium!

 

[PoweD]

A orange box filled with Branston pickle and next to it is a copy of Psychonauts

 

[Grimm91]

Let him review a game that he finds utterly perfect.

I think perfection for him is something that only he can create.

 

[DavidTanis]

We should bake him a cake.

get him a jar of branston pickle

Branston cake. FTW.

 

[mikecoulter]

Press X to blow out the candles.

Epic win to you good Sir!

 

[PataDeLoro]

Present him a webcomic that's worth a damn.

 

[Zersy]

I was looking at Yahtzee's Profile and It says his birth date is the 24th of May. (unless he lied about it)

That's in a few days.

Should we prepare something for him?

Just send him a virus so he can swear the hell out of it on his next review

i love the reviews when he swears alot !

 

[Zersy]

How about the severed head of Micheal Atkinson?

PERFECT ! i'll get the sword !

 

[Crimson King]

All I have are my wishes that he has a happy birthday :\ so there's that.

 

[asam92]

We should give him the gift of you stopping making threads.

I am all for that gift.

I noticed too, I am also all for that

 

[Asdrubaal]

Let him review a game that he finds utterly perfect.

he already did that with Portal...

force him to play GW2 online with a headset until he unlocks "party like it's 1999" and then tell us all about it