Yes, Pokemon Go Has Impacted PornHub Searches

[FPLOON]

Okay... But, WHICH Pokemon were they searching for in particular? #GenBoner

Other than that, I guess the "GO" part of Pokemon GO must mean "Giving Oral"...

I have a feeling all those searches came back to haunt them, given the contents of the live action pokemon porno.

Spoiler: Behold!(SFW)

And yes, it does get involved.

...And I thought I could forget so easily... like the live-action MLP porno... *thinks* D'oh!

 

[loa]

Which is the most searched pokemon? It is the icecream cone one isn't it.
I'd lick that.

 

[EyeReaper]

Which is the most searched pokemon? It is the icecream cone one isn't it.
I'd lick that.

It's gotta be Koffing. He's smoking hot.

 

[Wrex Brogan]

Men are 62% more likely to be searching for PokePorn

I can understand people having a thing for say ... Gardevoir [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] because she's a humanoid like Pokemon, but the actual trainers ... they're like 10 years old or at best, 14. That's something that always bothered me whenever people said "Eh I want to sleep with Serena". Like, do they know she's 10 years old? It says so on the Pokemon Wiki (anime version) and Pokemon 3DS Wiki (game version)

As someone mentioned, 80% of the other Pokemon look nothing like Gardevoir or say, Lopunny [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lopunny_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] whom also has humanistic features.
There's a thing for liking Monster Girls, or being into Xenophilia .. it's a whole other thing to like underaged little girls or this:

OT: That's no shocker. Pokemon GO is getting more popular by the day, so much so- even those who weren't ever into Pokemon are obsessed with it ... and i'm talking about grown men & women in their late 40's to 60's. Just saw a few professors at my school playing Pokemon GO, and one construction worker. Heck it's going to get bigger from here on end and I cannot wait to see what becomes of Pokemon GO once the company fixes all the issues we're currently facing.

...In their defense, Ash has been 10 for like, 35 years now. And a common sentiment I've seen floating around pornographic material of underaged characters is 'Well we're making them do the dirty do with Daring Do, so let's just all assume they're of whatever legal age prevents this from getting banned in the country of our desired audience'. Canon Age rarely equals porn age.

Also May has like, a DD cup at age 10, so... THAT's probably not helping either. I've heard of early bloomers but fucking hell Nintendo, what the fuck was up with that?

...Also also, I don't think Pokemon falls under Xenophilia but under Furrydom, even with pokemon like Deoxys and Muk often getting anthromophizations. It's a whole... thing that's probably got like, 500,000 words written up on it by people far more invested in different pornographic categorizations of childrens animated cartoons than I am. Xenophilia is far more directed at... well, the Garrus Vakarians and Wrexes of our media, not our Magnetons and Voltorbs.

 

[xaszatm]

So...no one's going to post a pic from that Pokemon Porn Parody? No one? I mean, it's right there

Spoiler: nsfw

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Spoiler: NO REALLY, I AM WARNING YOU THAT THIS WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!

Spoiler: LAST WARNING

EDIT

I have a feeling all those searches came back to haunt them, given the contents of the live action pokemon porno.

Spoiler: Behold!(SFW)

And yes, it does get involved.

DAMNIT!

 

[The Ditz]

you're all surprised? No one can resist this

Pikamon I chose you <3

 

[Dragonlayer]

Nintendo knew exactly what they were doing when they started creating female Pokemon that canonically use their pheromones to seduce males of all other species and create some sort of insane and decadent harem.

you're all surprised? No one can resist this

Pikamon I chose you <3

Isn't Renamon a Digimon?

Would still totally choose her though.

And by "choose" I of course mean CENSORED BY ORDER OF PUBLIC DECENCY.

 

[Leg End]

I admire your innocence. Gardevoir is most definitely not the only one, that's some vanilla shit right there.

I'd dare to say it's so vanilla and bland, it's cardboard.

 

[xaszatm]

...In their defense, Ash has been 10 for like, 35 years now. And a common sentiment I've seen floating around pornographic material of underaged characters is 'Well we're making them do the dirty do with Daring Do, so let's just all assume they're of whatever legal age prevents this from getting banned in the country of our desired audience'. Canon Age rarely equals porn age.

Also May has like, a DD cup at age 10, so... THAT's probably not helping either. I've heard of early bloomers but fucking hell Nintendo, what the fuck was up with that?

...Also also, I don't think Pokemon falls under Xenophilia but under Furrydom, even with pokemon like Deoxys and Muk often getting anthromophizations. It's a whole... thing that's probably got like, 500,000 words written up on it by people far more invested in different pornographic categorizations of childrens animated cartoons than I am. Xenophilia is far more directed at... well, the Garrus Vakarians and Wrexes of our media, not our Magnetons and Voltorbs.

NO YOU'RE WRONG ... C-CAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR OPINION ON THINGS! GO TEAM VALOR!!

Sarcasm aside, yeah I can't help but agree with you on most of your pointers especially the fact Ash hasn't aged for years.
Like, I understand that you want your show to be relatable with your audience but having Ash do so for 35 years is really immersion breaking. At least have a show or episode explaining why Ash hasn't aged a bit or simply retire the guy for god's sake.

.. You think May is an early bloomer? Let's talk about Zinnia for a moment-

She's supposed to be around 12 or something, but ... her body is like someone in their 20's. Nintendo doesn't know how to draw actual teens without giving them the features to make them look way older (as in womanhood).

No..Zinnia is supposed to be a teen. The text in both Japanese and English make her to be so. Though that still doesn't explain some of the weird things correlating between age and body type.

 

[xaszatm]

No..Zinnia is supposed to be a teen. The text in both Japanese and English make her to be so. Though that still doesn't explain some of the weird things correlating between age and body type.

In America, 13 is the age you become a teenager so since she's like ... 12, isn't that close enough for her to be a young teen regardless?

I mean yeah but the text isn't implying she just became a teenager. Granted, the Pokemon Manga seems to forget the ages of their characters given the events that happen in those manga so...

 

[Draconalis]

Puerto Rico isn't a country... it's a US territory.

Why is that on the Country list?

 

[bastardofmelbourne]

I'm honestly not surprised.

The amount of Overwatch porn on the Internets was significant even before the game came out, and after launch tumblr was basically inundated with badly-drawn Widowmaker boobies. I honestly wouldn't expect anything different from Pokemon, regardless of the pseudo-bestiality aspect. In my experience, the Internets will make porn of anything. My Little Pony, Adventure Time, Transformers...anything.

If you start worrying about the minds behind this phenomenon you'll go mad; just be thankful that they're preoccupied, and not dressing as a Bulbasaur to go molest your dog.

 

[Leg End]

Men are 62% more likely to be searching for PokePorn

PEARL PANIC

I can understand people having a thing for say ... Gardevoir [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] because she's a humanoid like Pokemon, but the actual trainers ... they're like 10 years old or at best, 14. That's something that always bothered me whenever people said "Eh I want to sleep with Serena". Like, do they know she's 10 years old? It says so on the Pokemon Wiki (anime version) and Pokemon 3DS Wiki (game version)

As someone mentioned, 80% of the other Pokemon look nothing like Gardevoir or say, Lopunny [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lopunny_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] whom also has humanistic features.
There's a thing for liking Monster Girls, or being into Xenophilia .. it's a whole other thing to like underaged little girls or this:

Because Masamitsu Hidaka has gone on record saying the girls are all eye candy for the male viewership to have something fresh every while, including stating girls are more customizable with outfits, including their swimsuits.

Different strokes for different folks and Nintendo has been catering to this since the very beginning. No harm, no foul and all somesuch about money and something. Or something. I mean, let's be honest here, you don't make a character hop into the following outfit for much else other than fanservice.

I don't think I need to bring up Misty.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

So...no one's going to post a pic from that Pokemon Porn Parody? No one? I mean, it's right there

Spoiler: nsfw

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Spoiler: NO REALLY, I AM WARNING YOU THAT THIS WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!

Spoiler: LAST WARNING

EDIT

I have a feeling all those searches came back to haunt them, given the contents of the live action pokemon porno.

Spoiler: Behold!(SFW)

And yes, it does get involved.

DAMNIT!

Looks like one of those crawler things from The Descent.

 

[elvor0]

Okay... But, WHICH Pokemon were they searching for in particular? #GenBoner

Other than that, I guess the "GO" part of Pokemon GO must mean "Giving Oral"...

I have a feeling all those searches came back to haunt them, given the contents of the live action pokemon porno.

Spoiler: Behold!(SFW)

And yes, it does get involved.

...And I thought I could forget so easily... like the live-action MLP porno... *thinks* D'oh!

Heh, unless we've seen different ones, I don't know if it was that bad. The one I saw, the cover just seemed to have the girls with ears and wings on like a Playboy Bunny...pony? No, the real horrors are the live action Spongebob and American Dad. Simpsons is pretty dodgy too.

 

[Denamic]

I don't know what to do with this information. Well, I've spanked the mankey to pretty weird shit myself, so I'm not one to judge.

 

[Qizx]

I can understand people having a thing for say ... Gardevoir [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] because she's a humanoid like Pokemon, but the actual trainers ... they're like 10 years old or at best, 14. That's something that always bothered me whenever people said "Eh I want to sleep with Serena". Like, do they know she's 10 years old? It says so on the Pokemon Wiki (anime version) and Pokemon 3DS Wiki (game version)

In their defense, for a lot of people they were the same age or younger when they "met" people like Misty.

 

[FPLOON]

Okay... But, WHICH Pokemon were they searching for in particular? #GenBoner

Other than that, I guess the "GO" part of Pokemon GO must mean "Giving Oral"...

I have a feeling all those searches came back to haunt them, given the contents of the live action pokemon porno.

Spoiler: Behold!(SFW)

And yes, it does get involved.

...And I thought I could forget so easily... like the live-action MLP porno... *thinks* D'oh!

Heh, unless we've seen different ones, I don't know if it was that bad. The one I saw, the cover just seemed to have the girls with ears and wings on like a Playboy Bunny...pony? No, the real horrors are the live action Spongebob and American Dad. Simpsons is pretty dodgy too.

And that's two more I thought I could forget! Damn you, past curiosity!!

 

[Veylon]

I can understand people having a thing for say ... Gardevoir [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] because she's a humanoid like Pokemon, but the actual trainers ... they're like 10 years old or at best, 14. That's something that always bothered me whenever people said "Eh I want to sleep with Serena". Like, do they know she's 10 years old? It says so on the Pokemon Wiki (anime version) and Pokemon 3DS Wiki (game version)

As someone mentioned, 80% of the other Pokemon look nothing like Gardevoir or say, Lopunny [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lopunny_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] whom also has humanistic features.

I still can't get over that the canon thing to do with the cute little pixies is have them bludgeon the crap out of each other for money and bragging rights. I'm envisioning a Pokemon trainer sternly lecturing his fellow about how terrible it is to have impure thoughts about one of these vulnerable, childlike creatures and then immediately tossing one in a pit to be mauled by wolves on a bet.

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

I can understand people having a thing for say ... Gardevoir [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] because she's a humanoid like Pokemon, but the actual trainers ... they're like 10 years old or at best, 14. That's something that always bothered me whenever people said "Eh I want to sleep with Serena". Like, do they know she's 10 years old? It says so on the Pokemon Wiki (anime version) and Pokemon 3DS Wiki (game version)

As someone mentioned, 80% of the other Pokemon look nothing like Gardevoir or say, Lopunny [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lopunny_(Pok%C3%A9mon)] whom also has humanistic features.

I still can't get over that the canon thing to do with the cute little pixies is have them bludgeon the crap out of each other for money and bragging rights. I'm envisioning a Pokemon trainer sternly lecturing his fellow about how terrible it is to have impure thoughts about one of these vulnerable, childlike creatures and then immediately tossing one in a pit to be mauled by wolves on a bet.

That joke's been done. http://www.dorkly.com/post/77348/how-the-pokemon-universe-reacts-to-dog-fighting

Added fun, so has the (somewhat) opposite.