Yes, We Really Can Be Bribed With Cookies

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*takes notes*

Goody. If I ever need to get a game I make published at the escapist, I'll make sure to include a batch of my kickass chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, I'm a guy who bakes awesome cookies. Deal. With. It. :p
 

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aegix drakan said:
*takes notes*

Goody. If I ever need to get a game I make published at the escapist, I'll make sure to include a batch of my kickass chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, I'm a guy who bakes awesome cookies. Deal. With. It. :p
Better yet: HIRE ME! You get cookies, banana bread, brownies, and PIE!
 

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Susan Arendt said:
Download the Digitanks demo [http://www.digitanks.com/] and you, too, may someday receive cookies baked by Jorge's mom. Hey, it could happen.
Hmmm. Why does this vaguely look like Assault Rigs and Darwinia had a baby? &nbsp ~.^
 

Susan Arendt

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Celtic_Kerr said:
aegix drakan said:
*takes notes*

Goody. If I ever need to get a game I make published at the escapist, I'll make sure to include a batch of my kickass chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, I'm a guy who bakes awesome cookies. Deal. With. It. :p
Better yet: HIRE ME! You get cookies, banana bread, brownies, and PIE!
Ooo, banana bread. Tempting. Veerrrrry tempting.
 

Waif

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Cookies are a great start, but Bacon is the true deal maker.
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Susan Arendt said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
aegix drakan said:
*takes notes*

Goody. If I ever need to get a game I make published at the escapist, I'll make sure to include a batch of my kickass chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, I'm a guy who bakes awesome cookies. Deal. With. It. :p
Better yet: HIRE ME! You get cookies, banana bread, brownies, and PIE!
Ooo, banana bread. Tempting. Veerrrrry tempting.
Well my mother makes the best banana bread this side of .... Well.... EVER!

Well played says you? I feel a change in the winds says I!
 

SaintWaldo

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Susan doesn't lie.

Least of all about cookies (and kitties, but that's a different quantum box).

Just accept it.
 

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well i can now honestly say im very thankful i took Food and Nutrition in school and learnt how to make cake.
I should try holding sweets hostage more often...
 

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icyneesan said:
Bribed with cookies? Inb4 Escapist members start sending you batches of cookies for whole articles devoted to themselves :p
It is a long-standing tradition that any community member that successfully manages to bribe us with cookies gets the Cookie! badge (as displayed by elite former WarCry site manager, woot! community wrangler, and honorable friend of The Escapist Gatzby).
 

Aethren

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What's the mailing address for The Escapist anyway? I wanna send them this:

 

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HankMan said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
HankMan said:
Susan Arendt said:
I always knew you were a sucker for "sweet talk" Susan
Oh Hankman, that was... Oh god..
http://www.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/steve_carell_image.jpg
That's what she said!
She was your mom.

Sorry, I love when I get an excuse to use that.

OT: That's just the greatest bribe/marketing ploy I've ever seen. What kind of cookies were they, BTW? Chocolate chip? Extra points if they made snickerdoodles.
 

lacktheknack

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Not G. Ivingname said:
Susan Arendt said:
You guys are weak.

You should of demanded bronies as well.

Edit: Sorry, BROWNIES.
I lol'd. I think Susan is the only major pony fan, so maybe she'd want a few bronies around.
 

BSVino

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They were chocolate chip.

Thanks everybody for all the kind words, I had a lot of fun writing the article and making the cookies.
 

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Not G. Ivingname said:
Susan Arendt said:
You guys are weak.

You should of demanded bronies as well.

Edit: Sorry, BROWNIES.
Don't bring up bronies and sugary sweets at the same time.

OT: Cookies! Be strong, there will be sugar, remember that your reviews are awesome, don't be bought!
 

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Oh, wonderful. Now I can't help but wonder how many other game companies will take notice of this and start asking themselves "how many cookies and other tasty baked goods should we send The Escapist in order to ensure they give our next game an excellent review?"