Yet Another 10k Thread (Woo-hoo!)

[TheStickman]

If y'all are trying to make some kind of sick joke, I don't know what you're talking about.

No, seriously. Wtf are you talking about.

You are addicted to the Escapist and need a girlfriend to see more daylight.

That[/I] good sir, Is what i am saying!

10k in 6 months? You sir, May have a problem!

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And yet you don't say this to someone else? Plenty of people that joined after me made 10k in way less time.

 

[oppp7]

'Gratz on the 10k posts. Hopefully I'll hit that soon.

OT: I write with my third arm.

 

[Souplex]

I am a righty. Studies have found that we are inherently superior in everything that matters. The reason lefties are the minority is simple evolution.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I have some left over from when Hurricane Rita hit...
...
Here it is.

Same brand as me, sweet.

Although I didn't have delicious Pienapple juice when I got hit by a Hurricane, just MREs and lots of Ham Sammiches.

[sub][sub][sub]Stupid Katrina[/sub][/sub][/sub]

To 10,000 more.

*Raises glass of Pineapple Juice*

 

[Insanum]

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And yet you don't say this to someone else? Plenty of people that joined after me made 10k in way less time.

Touche! But sleekgiant those people have managed to slip by unnoticed!

You sir, With your humpity pumpity flishy flashy avatar caught my attention! So, have you ever seen what the inside of the basement looks like?

...Follow me.

*Evil laughter*

 

[child of lileth]

I usually use my right hand, but I can sloppily use my left.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I'm a lefty, congrats on the 10k I suppose.

 

[TheStickman]

I am a righty. Studies have found that we are inherently superior in everything that matters. The reason lefties are the minority is simple evolution.

>:| *Poke*

I have some left over from when Hurricane Rita hit...
...
Here it is.

Same brand as me, sweet.

Although I didn't have delicious Pienapple juice when I got hit by a Hurricane, just MREs and lots of Ham Sammiches.

[sub][sub][sub]Stupid Katrina[/sub][/sub][/sub]

To 10,000 more.

*Raises glass of Pineapple Juice*

Wait, let me find my tankard.

Yes, I just so happen to have a tankard.

And it says LSU Tigers on it.

 

[TheStickman]

...
And yet you don't say this to someone else? Plenty of people that joined after me made 10k in way less time.

Touche! But sleekgiant those people have managed to slip by unnoticed!

You sir, With your humpity pumpity flishy flashy avatar caught my attention! So, have you ever seen what the inside of the basement looks like?

...Follow me.

*Evil laughter*

I'd rather not.

*Walks away from the basement*

 

[Disaster Button]

Left handed, just like all the best people in the world who are oppressed because we are different.

Psssst. We're having an underground meeting next week to discuss how our plan on making left handed scissors the norm. Want in?

 

[TheStickman]

Left handed, just like all the best people in the world who are oppressed because of our differences.

Psssst. We're having an underground meeting next week to discuss how our plan on making left handed scissors the norm. Want in?

[sub]Sure, just tell me when it's happening.[/sub]

 

[Cabisco]

I am personally left handed, and well done on 10,000 posts... Stop making me look bad.

 

[Disaster Button]

Left handed, just like all the best people in the world who are oppressed because of our differences.

Psssst. We're having an underground meeting next week to discuss how our plan on making left handed scissors the norm. Want in?

[sub]Sure, just tell me when it's happening.[/sub]

Nothing to see here anyone *casual whistling*

Next Thursday, we all think Thrusday is a very subtle day so it will be perfect to have our meeting on. Just place your left hand infront of a light pointing to the sky making an L shape and we will send the L-Copter to pick you up. It will then drop you off (with use of your L-parachute) at the L-base. The password to get in is 'lefty lefty left left left.' The guy who thinks up the names for our business is a bit of a dope. I will see you there brother.

 

[TheStickman]

-snip-

[sub]But the new season of Futurama starts on Thursday.[/sub]

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Yes, I just so happen to have a tankard.

And it says LSU Tigers on it.

And I approve, although I have no idea who the LSU Tigers are.

That's a nice carpet too, but that's irrelevant.

 

[Aesir23]

*raises lambs head filled with wine*

Is it a sacrificial lambs head?

 

[TheStickman]

Yes, I just so happen to have a tankard.

And it says LSU Tigers on it.

And I approve, although I have no idea who the LSU Tigers are.

That's a nice carpet too, but that's irrelevant.

They're a college sports team.

 

[TheStickman]

*raises lambs head filled with wine*

Is it a sacrificial lambs head?

I sure hope so. We need something to sacrifice to the posting gods, lest they get hungry.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I am a righty. Congrats on the 10,000! May you live a long and fruitful life here on the Escapist, filled with many more 10K celebrations.

Spoiler: A Cookie for you

 

[TheStickman]

I am a righty. Congrats on the 10,000! May you live a long and fruitful life here on the Escapist, filled with many more 10K celebrations.

Spoiler: A Cookie for you

Ooh, yummy, it'll go nice with my pineapple cookies.

*Om nom nom*