You are a Pirate, Whats your ship called?

[The Apothecarry]

The Well Enough Alone

It's my favorite Chevelle song, and I would advise other sailors to steer clear (leave well enough alone) if they know what's best for them.

 

[Hamish Durie]

*takes deep breath* the S.S harry potter book set in hermionies bicurios faze or mabye just you sick bastard

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

the "Flagrant Disregard"

it doesn't have a flag, just a brick in a sock tied to the mast

and the rowboat it carries is called "the forlorn hope"

The Stifled Fart.

Many a sea shanty will be sung about her.

you sir, are a genius

 

[MorsePacific]

Queen Anne's Revenge. I'd also grow a giant black beard.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

The S.S. Ark Gurren.

 

[mirasiel]

Resistance Is Character-Forming

or

All Through With This Niceness And Negotiation Stuff

 

[burn e]

Cap'n Glitterpants on the mighty ship: "The Virgin". sailing the seven seas with his crew of 1 man.... ok ok it's an ape

 

[Xelt]

Pestilence.
I'd idealy want 4.
Time Famine Pestelence and Death.

 

[Rynh]

Titan's Wrath

The flag would be black with a giant red fist falling on top of a white colored ship

 

[Kwaren]

The Briney Poopdeck

 

[njrk97]

nightmare mabye jolly roger would be a skull head with a cloak and white fog

 

[En Row]

The Big Breasted Wench
or
The Sailing Boner

on the serious note

it would be the Blood Ark
My ship would be dark red/blood colored and my crew would always be wearing red themed clothes
and our jolly roger would have a red jaw-less skull with an eye patch and a large ship's wheel underneath it.

 

[Racecarlock]

The Death Destroyer. The skull would be replaced with a death star and the crossing swords would be replaced by lightsabers, or if they were crossing bones, would be replaced by crossing star destroyers. And it would have a small exhaust port!

 

[TyranidXX]

I would name my ship the Revenant. As for my Colors, I'd go with the standard Jolly Roger but I'd replace the swords with rifles.

 

[Xixikal]

"The Ark Revenant" or "Death's Requiem" Alternatively...
The Jovial Hamster ... "face your doom, like seeds in the talons of a Hamster"

 

[zehydra]

The slubberdagullion

 

[luther7718]

The Playstation 3.

 

[demoman_chaos]

"A Boat" or "A Ship." So creatively uncreative its madness.
"What is he sailing in on?"
"A Boat"
"I know that, but what is it called?"
"A Boat"
"I know its called a boat."
"Then why are you asking?"

Many Abbot and Costello esque moments follow.

 

[nbamaniac]

The Vigorous Wanker

 

[Athol]

Ship: Ares Wrath

Standard: A white dog's skull, with two black spears behind it, on a blood red field.