You are a Pirate, Whats your ship called?

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ToastiestZombie

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Toastiests ship that can rip through Jesus, The Hulk and Satan with ease then it will make you litteraly faint with its awesomness which will make it much much easier to kill you then it will hang out with santa because its so badass and after that it will make a spongebob reference by eating nails for breakfast without milk and in the afternoon after its eaten its nail without milk it will kill Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and that Twilight guy and girl by just being in the same continent as them and then it will give everyone free cookies and it will somehow do all of this whilst just being a wooden ship that sails on water.

I think were gonna need a bigger boat to fit this in.
 

SpireOfFire

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Jormungandr.

the world serpent in norse mythology. a sea serpent so large that it encircles the whole world and grasps its own tail. and when it lets go, the world ends.
 

uttaku

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The sparrow-hawk
it's be a frigate, so nice a quick like a sparrow, with a couple of 24 pounders bow chasers to give it hte sparrow hawks talons.

the flag would be a white sparrow hawk diving talons and beak first on a black background.
 

beniki

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The Short Crust Squeak!

They may fear our cutlass and canon, but they shall be terrified of our puns!


Incidentally, anyone know that YAR! is an actual word? Spelled 'yare' and is a nautical term for flexible or agile.