You are already dead.

[AngryNerd]

Haunt my local Girl scout center. I still have bones to pick with them.

 

[GartarkMusik]

I dunno, I'd probably just chill, I guess.

 

[Keanotix]

I hit the reset button and load my last checkpoi......AW CRAP, MY SAVE FILE CORRUPTED!!!

 

[Thedayrecker]

I'll do what i did when i was alive, browse the internets and masturbate furiously =P

Well this beats anything I could've said, and by God, I've got a new plan for the afterlife.

 

[Volothos]

Would I be like Yuyuko then?

 

[Nouw]

Haunt the Earth.

Or more likely:continue with my normal life.

 

[SplicedUp068]

I would be the cake ghost, every day I would bake a delicious cake but if you forgot to buy me the supplies to make the cake then I would freak out and destroy the house.

 

[Censorme]

I clicked this thinking of...

 

[Biodeamon]

Time to go posses some innocent girls XD

 

[Joey Wonton]

I'll run along a giant grey dragons back in the clouds, until I reach a super dense sphere to train on, until I am a man, and return to earth somehow (I don't remember how)

 

[KoalaKid]

I'm going to haunt west borrow baptist church members into an early grave.

 

[Dogstile]

If i'm dead, then i'm ok with this. Doesn't seem so bad.

 

[Dr. Danger]

Thought this was going to be a little more thought provoking so I settled on a Schrodinger reference.

I am both dead and alive. You will never know until I post again.

 

[Zenacra]

I've yet to be alive yet. I won't yet live til my body and mind are synchronized. sorry if this sounds presumptuous, but this may be how things are for others like me... people who are trapped as something they're not; girls trapped in hellish prisons known as "male bodies" and boys trapped in the bodies of the fairer sex. for those who don't know me, I'm part of the former group.

 

[Daftmau5]

I'll do what I did back in school: Sneak into the girls' locker rooms.
The best part? I won't get caught.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Oh, I have had those before. We just call them something different here...although what we call them escapes me at the moment. XD

I still choose that one though. I do like them, even if I haven't had one in a while.

I don't think I'd ever heard one called by name before recently. Typically they come in those variety packs of cookies, and none of them really had names.

Of course, my ability to call a jammy dodger by name is all thanks to this man:

Spoiler: Best use of a Jammy Dodger

Dalek repellent.

I'm interested what their called in America now XD
Also, I now need to go buy some because you reminded me of them XD lol

OT: Since I've been told I'm going to hell anyway, I might as well make a deal with Lucifer and agree to fight during the end of the world, better than being tortured all eternity.
Or I'd find a way to protect my gf let her know I will always love her.