You are given the choice of having one super power, but there's a catch...

[VinnyKings]

The power to Rick Roll anyone even without a computer.
For example it will be on T.V or the radio.

or this

With the power to embarrass everyone that knows you...

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm Mr Alarm - I have the annoying power to emit a screech like an alarm clock, and I can only speak in palindromes as a result.

"Mr. Alarm. Mr. Alan Alarm."

 

[BlueAnubis]

The ability to dream about important things that will happen in the future, but you forget about it the moment you try to tell someone or write it down.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Kitchen King

He has the uncanny ability to know where you keep everything in your kitchen. He never has to ask where any of it is.

 

[GyroCaptain]

The ability to float on water and support any weight doing so, but only while wearing pink water wings.

Possibly the ability to shapeshift, but only into a trucker named Melvin or 85 year old woman named Doreen.

 

[Distazo]

The Amazing Imagineform. I can change my appearance to anything I want but only I can see it. To everyone else it appears like I am very large 5th grader pretending,

 

[linwolf]

Lego man, the power to find that little piece you just saw two minutes ago when you didn't need it.

 

[pwnthemonkeys]

The ability to squirt heifer farms brand fruit at the bottom all natural style yogurt from my armpits!

 

[Sewblon]

The ability to make others brake out into musical numbers, with the sounds of a complete orchestra at will.

 

[lenneth]

The ability to imitate anyones voice or accent.
Thats a pretty cool power I guess I would just find the most expensive thing that it voice activated and steal it. You didn't say I couldn't be a villian with my mild powers.

5 bucks says if you got that power you'd sound like Morgan Freeman of Stephen Fry for the rest of your life

The ability to float on water and support any weight doing so, but only while wearing pink water wings.

So by that logic if you were on water and wearing pink water wings, you'd be able to support a cruise ship?

For me maybe uncanny repairing skill, but the only tools i can use are Glue and Duct Tape

 

[Emilin_Rose]

the ability to find useless amusement on the internet at whim when my usual sources have run out.

Alternatly, the power i have currently, the ability to find pornography of anything requested of me, as long as it is requested, but never of anything that i want.

Like word up there, i won't be able to find even the most obvious of things but if someone wants rule34 of the dead hand, i will probably already have it on my computer.

 

[Manicotti]

Super speed, except I have to always be running at a minimum of 55mph or I explode.

 

[Captain Blackout]

...it can't be very good.

[strong]Future Man: The Man From The Future[/strong]
With the unbelievable understanding of the future, but only far enough to see events he couldn't change in any significant way!

Depending on the time period I'm coming from and the one I'm going to, I'm either way ahead of the ballgame enough to enjoy a life of significat luxery to being a god. How is that not possibly exceptionally good?

 

[mcgooch]

The Six O'clock shadow: He has ability to always have a ruggedly charming amount of stubble.

 

[riskroWe]

Telepathy, but it only works in the vacuum of space.

 

[Zyxx]

A few fun options:

Re-food:
The power to teleport and reconstitute something I just ate from my digestive tract, solely for the pleasure of eating it again.

I can't think of a catchy name for this one: The power to temporally rearrange my body's functions. For example: I need 8 hours of sleep a night. I could sleep for 24 hours straight, and then function without sleep for 3 full days. If I spend 10 minutes (in total) urinating over the course of a week, I could urinate for 10 minutes on Sunday and then go a week without peeing.

Delayed De-stress: the power to quickly eliminate feelings of stress in myself or others, but it doesn't work while the stressful situation is actually going on: it's only good for getting rid of the residual tension.

Disawkward (this one might be too powerful): the ability to unsay something you said in the last few seconds. You have no memory of what exactly you said or what happened as a result, retaining only a feeling that you shouldn't say whatever you had in mind.

I'd probably pick the second one for sheer utility, but all of them are tempting.

 

[MySoxSmell]

Super speed, except I have to always be running at a minimum of 55mph or I explode.

really, were ripping off movies now?

 

[Vern]

Doomguy. I can completely destroy the legions of Hell. The catch: I'm a human, not a superhero. The bonus: I can still destroy the legions of hell.