You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[The_Communist_Tsar]

That thing from the Cloverfield movie

 

[McNinja]

Ultralisk. Chomp chomp!

Not the biggest, close to the Carnifex in the "holy mother of god what is that" rating.

 

[Twilight_guy]

A giant Mud-crab? No... to crustaceany
A Mumakil? No too Lord of the ringsy.
Godzilla? No too Japanese.
Okay... I'll ride... a small cat. Who needs giant creatures when you're awesome?

 

[Brain_Cleanser]

yiazmat he has 50,000,000 hp. Try beating that puny humans.

I see your Yiazmat and raise you Magitek Armor.
Or just a Chocobo. Noone fucks with you when youre on a Chocobo.

Actualy, I'd go the Trex route. A true blue Trex.
And I'd have an infinite ammo RPG.

Actually, that's a bit overkill for 100 dudes. But it's their fault for messing with the dude with he blue Trex and an infinite ammo RPG.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

A giant Mud-crab? No... to crustaceany
A Mumakil? No too Lord of the ringsy.
Godzilla? No too Japanese.
Okay... I'll ride... a small cat. Who needs giant creatures when you're awesome?

The most horrifying nightmare creature I can think of is a housecat with thumbs.

 

[xavierxenon]

I have a few choices:

Spoiler: This guy from monster hunter

Spoiler: Ah, good old rex

Spoiler: One of my favourite angels

And probably a few more different ones, but I can't seem to think of anything.

 

[Johnny Cain]

Definately has to be an Otyugh.
Two spiky tentacles, otherworldly origin, and natural talent for om-nom-nomming their way through battle lines.
(I will now attempt to link an image and be imasculated by the programming for not getting the code right)



(YES, got it right. Go me for working out basic html)

 

[GundamSentinel]

A Balrog. A demon from the ancient world. Sure, it can fly, but why would it need to? Swords are of no use here, neither are bullets. Fly, you fools!

(don't fight wizards with it, though)

Whether it can fly, or indeed actually even has wings in the books is debatable.

Plus poor thing died fighting what in effect was a demi-god.

True, but it was a demi-god itself too. Proved quite evenly matched.

Also true, the wings or the flying were never mentioned in either LotR or the Silmarillion. Damn, now I want to go read them again.

 

[DeathsHands]

An Imperator Battle Titan. Just can't top that.

Spoiler: Imperator

Few hundred feet of pure destruction. Technically they do count, because they do have sentience. Also, try doing something about a building-sized gatling gun that fires explosive rounds.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Frickin' GYARADOS! He's a damn sea monster. HE IS THE KRAKEN!!

 

[martin's a madman]

A MOTHER FUCKING ULTRALISK.

 

[Twilight_guy]

A giant Mud-crab? No... to crustaceany
A Mumakil? No too Lord of the ringsy.
Godzilla? No too Japanese.
Okay... I'll ride... a small cat. Who needs giant creatures when you're awesome?

The most horrifying nightmare creature I can think of is a housecat with thumbs.

A Housecat with... We must never speak of this again lest someone create such an abomination.

 

[ijkdenem]

steef dude would be my choice of warbeast. you know from oddworld stranger.

 

[Xeros]

Anything from this picture.

Spoiler: Dinosaurs with lasers

 

[NotAPie]

I'll be riding that.

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

Lara Croft, because I'm just that gay.

No srsly most likely one of the crazy stone horses in God of War 2.

 

[Marter]

Liberty Prime. I'll be both safe and entertained.

 

[ijkdenem]

omg love this picture!!!!!!!!!! doctor mcninja rules!!!!!!!1

 

[TomCorf]

I have a few thoughts:

Dog from Half Life 2

True Ogre from Tekken 3

Or.......

Bullet Bill from Mario Series