You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[Hurr Durr Derp]

An Imperator Battle Titan. Just can't top that.

Spoiler: Imperator

Few hundred feet of pure destruction. Technically they do count, because they do have sentience. Also, try doing something about a building-sized gatling gun that fires explosive rounds.

The best thing about that picture is the little ladder and door on the gun. Really drives home the retarded HUGEness of the thing.

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

I'll be riding on

Spoiler: This

.

I think I'd win that battle.

 

[Zorg Machine]

One foot on Lucifer's shoulder, the other on Michael's shoulder.

 

[Ickorus]

Cyborg T-Rex with lasers and rockets.

Spoiler

 

[Jesus Phish]

A brumak from Gears of War. One with the chain gun and rockets attached to it.

 

[Canadian Briton]

Ratholos from Monster Hunter

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

I'm changing my answer to Grace Kelly circa 1954.

 

[Siegebringer]

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

 

[Darkenwrath]

Brumak. Biiiiig Brumak, hell that actually happened in Gears of War 3, that was fun.

That or Phlegas the boatman of the river styx from Dante's Inferno, cos nothing says you are screwed like a 50ft tall fire breathing demon.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Ok, for anyone who plays 40k, a Tyranid Hierophant Biotitan. I faced one today. Not pretty.

 

[ArcWinter]

I'd ride... Abraham Lincoln!

Needless to say, the enemy is screwed.

 

[Sephychu]

A mix of the Normandy from Mass Effect, and a dinosaur. How that works, I have no idea.

Really well, that's how.

Tyranid Carnifax. Cos nothing says you're boned like something from 40k

Or maybe a Tyranid Heirophant Bio-Titan.

Mm, I like that Idea.

 

[Riobux]

I'd have Arthas give me a piggy back.

 

[Xanadu84]

The great A'Tuin, the World Turtle.

 

[katsabas]

Any of the Colossi. Preferably that with the giant stick.

 

[PurpleSky]

A one-headed four-legged horse

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

MechaGodzilla for me or some sort of Zoid the Death Saurer(I think that is right) with be awesome of the Geno Saurer or a Blade Liger.