You are going to be assassinated

[InnerRebellion]

So here's the deal. You've gone and done something, and now, your country has marked you for assassination. I want you to state: Country, what you did, and how you're going to be killed.

As for me:
-USA
-Uncovered a secret conspiracy along with my friends
-My school lunch is lined with a poison. This poison won't kill me right away; it will only cause me to go mad and paralyze my limbs. Eventually, I'll start foaming at the mouth, and eventually, drown in my own saliva.

Let's see some creative ideas!

 

[drbarno]

-UK
-nicked a random guys cup of tea
-Drowned in a pool of tea.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

 

[Lawnmooer]

- UK
- Drew a moustache on several high ranking officers in a secret service while they were drunk for a laugh
- Nuked. If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

 

[Jonluw]

- Norway.
- I posted a thread in the wrong forum section.
- I will be rushed by a bunch of forum section-nazis leaping out from my screen and complaining at me until I'm driven insane.

 

[scorptatious]

-Australlia
-Took a foriegn animal with me, it escaped and ending up breeding an army to destroy all of the country's crops.
-A robot kangaroo will follow me wherever I go without me knowing, and waiting for me to be alone, where he will beat me to a bloody pulp.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

- United Kingdom

- Digging up Jesus' rotted corpse, cloning him to make Jesus 2.0 with laser cannons, using Jesus 2.0 to instantly teach me to be the most epic guitarist in the world (you'll see why later), using Jesus 2.0 to kill everything I don't like and basically do anything I want and then finally killing Jesus 2.0 and playing an epic guitar solo on his corpse so I can officially say that I am the only man ever to play a guitar solo on Jesus' corpse.

- Ezio Auditore Da Firenze. Hey, I took the trouble to clone Jesus, the least they could do is find a way to clone a fictional character to kill me with. Hell, I'd even help 'em out using my knowledge from creating Jesus 2.0 if it means I get to be killed by Ezio 2.0.

 

[Andreas55k]

-Denmark
-Expressed my hate for America, money and the rich who wont pay taxes. (and being a socialist i guess... XD)
-Run over by The richest guy in Denmark

 

[Treeinthewoods]

- Ethiopia
- Made one too many poor and hungry jokes.
- Shanked with a sharpened stick and eaten, it's cheap and provides protein.

 

[Mr.France]

- Brazil
- Pissed in a statue of Pelé while wearing an Argentina T-shirt
- Lynched on the street

 

[The Wykydtron]

-Hinamizawa
-Uncovered some kind of epic consipiracy that involves two of my closest friends, I will post evidence behind my clock and carry a bat with me for protection
-Said closest friends try to kill me with a poisioned syringe IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIEMS!

(epic reference is epic)

 

[El Poncho]

-Scotland
-Discovered the secret ingredient to KFC.
-Explosive Irn Bru.

 

[MassiveGeek]

- Sweden
- I killed about a hundred idiots with a sniper rifle from the royal castle's roof.
- A really hot assassin would come after me, and we would have really awesome sex before she shot me between the eyes in my sleep.

... I don't know. XD

 

[thahat]

-the netherlands

-declare that i dont like windmills

-stoned to death by having clogs thrown at me till i die.

 

[PureChaos]

-UK
-nicked a random guys cup of tea
-Drowned in a pool of tea.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

it was YOU that stole my tea, how COULD you!!!


anyway:
-UK
-drowned someone in tea as an ironic punishment for their crimes
-suffocated by large breasts

 

[Lord Kloo]

Great Britain, home of the tabloids..

Tried to kill off a nationalistic culture of hating foreigners..

The telegraph will have me shot, the daily mail will have me hung and the sun will have hung, drawn and quartered.. and shot just for good measure...

In reality..

USA.

Said things that made the government look bad..

Will be executed quickly and silently by men with aviator glasses and black tie suits.. or when they get surprised at my marvelous defense mechanisms they will plague my house with hoards of zombies, luckily they did not expect chalk drawings of guns on the walls to turn into real weapons, win for me...

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

- Canada
- Laughed at a Mountie's Hat
- Forced to build igloos until I die of exposure/exhaustion

 

[Count Igor]

UK
I fell over on top of the queen.
I will be crushed to death by pennies.

 

[Tartarga]

-USA
-Broke Glenn Beck's chalkboard
-Decapitated in a sword fight with Morgan Freeman