-USA
-Set of nukes in the 10 biggest cities in the States (including DC) and leaking top secret defence plans (w/ command codes) to the approching Russian Invasion before fleaing the country for a Spetznaz safehouse in Hamburg, Germany.
-Seeing as America is now under Russian controle (thanks to me), what's left of the government gets Britain to enact their revenge. A team of highly trained British SAS Commandos approch the house under cover of darkness. After eliminating the Spetznaz Kill team assigned to protect me, they silently enter the house. Having "silenced" the house's other occupants, they breach my room (rousing me from my fitful sleep). Before I can reach for the heavy pistol under my pillow, they club me to the ground, beat me to within an inch of my life, and then put a single .45 caliber slug through my head.
EDIT: totaly worth it. America was in the shitter before I came alonge. The Russians will do a MUCH better job.
And if they don't... then my secret clone army repeats the process until...
A) things actually work out the way I planed
or
B) there are no more nations or people left on Earth