I wake up and realize...
"Boy, I'm glad all the Super Mutant Behemoths are dead."
And then I hear the heavy breathing.
"Dogmeat, how the hell do you keep appearing places where you CAN'T?! I left you at home with a bowl, a bone, and several hundred bottles of Nuka Cola!"
It's at this point that I realize that my world still has a few glitches. But...at least there's Three Dog, funniest man in the wasteland.
"Okay, I'm awesome and I can use my Pipboy uninterrupted, even in battle. Let's go kill some things."
"Howdy, friend!"
"Waaah! Oh, right. Rodeo-bot."
I'm in Vegas. Wait. I'm in Vegas... Time to go win all the money and get laid. With Luck 10, that's an easy feat.