You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[Hristo Tzonkov]

A Desolator suit + matching chemical weapon.

 

[Alade]

For maximum efficiency, two flamethrowers, for maximum badassery, smoke grenade + katana.

 

[Agent Cross]

A bag of weed and porn! *Watches the slow fall the Spartan race and thinks to self... MacGyver would be proud.*

 

[asa11]

A thermonuclear warhead and a detonator.

^This.

I regret nothing.

 

[Timedraven 117]

Irony no one asked for ammo for there guns HEHEHEH

 

[pyramid head grape]

My avatar and a ice cold Magners and watch him kick so much ass.

 

[Mcupobob]

A pack of 99's and a flamethrower.

Fucking A.

 

[Timedraven 117]

What do you do? The only catch is that they have to be things of a reasonable size (i.e. no buildings falling from the sky, no AC-130s, no large animals) and they cannot be either other people or things that require other people.

Oh, and to make things slightly more interesting, you are not allowed to just say "a gun", but rather you have to say the exact type of gun.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, the Spartans want to kill you for some reason. Let's say you trod on the Spartan Commander's toe, and he got really pissed.

I already said this before but no one asked for ammo as well with there guns

 

[Thumper17]

Shotgun (with enough ammo to do the job of course) and a badass pair of sunglasses.

 

[alandavidson]

Some C-4 / pressure activated det caps and an M4A1 Carbine with lots and lots of ammo.

 

[lordlillen]

Akimbo P90's and a cup of tea for the victory celebration

thats three things two guns and a cup of tea.

 

[lordlillen]

did anyone actually read what the conditions where?
he said it cant be something large like a tank and it has to modern day.
i have seen so many things like nuke or power armors i mean comon people read the damn text before posting.

 

[Sean565]

I choose the ray sphere, and generator.

In all seriousness I choose an fully stocked Apache longbow(helicopter), and a jet to get home after mowing down the Spartans with the gun, hellfire missiles, and rockets.

 

[farmerboy219]

a tank and lots of ammo

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Barret 50. Cal

Just shoot the thing within a few yards of them at any range and make them into dog food.

 

[MP3zilla]

h-bomb, if i can't win neither can they, survive that "spartan"'s

 

[wisemithrandir]

A ball gag and lubrication.

^This^

 

[TheRealCJ]

A stage and a good cast to play the sound of music. Spartans were notoriously homosexual and as we all know, homosexuals just love musicals. Then i'll escape to switzerland.

Cliiiiiiiiiimb every mountain!

 

[RanD00M]

An iPhone.
"We can deploy rockets, from space, with iPhone's."
Cookie Jar for anyone who knows where I got that.

 

[captaincabbage]

Minigun. I'd like to see bronze stop 3000 7.62mm rounds.

EDIT: NINJA'D?! DAMN YOU!!!!!

lol just like I'd like to see bronze and by extension, spartans whitstand 2,000c from a napalm flamethrower.