You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[OptimisticPessimist]

A tank and some watermelon bubble gum. Let's do this.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

A computer and lots of tissue
Welcome to porn, Spartans!

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Or an active nuke and a sledgehammer.

 

[Unclever title]

F22 Raptor and a Flight training manual.

It will be one hell of a ride.

 

[Zeraki]

Any modern weapon I want... hmm.

Does John Marston count?

 

[Akytalusia]

a sincere apology and an offering. everyone wins.

 

[Aerograt]

Gags and rubbing oil.


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[LTAshler]

A stage and a good cast to play the sound of music. Spartans were notoriously homosexual and as we all know, homosexuals just love musicals. Then i'll escape to switzerland.

That's not entirely accurate. Before entering their training, most spartan boys were molested as a means of breaking them psychologically. It's easier to shape the behavior of someone who's been 'broken' than someone who is in full possession of their mental facilities.

 

[The Wonder of the net]

a time control gun and alot of energy to use it

 

[Canadamus Prime]

A Capsule Corp. helicopter. It's reasonably sized while in it's capsule. And I'm outta here!

 

[Jakub324]

A monster truck. I don't care how tough they are: they won't stop me in one of those!

Until they pop the tires...you know, with their swords...

Actually, the tires are, like, 3 inches thick. With a much weight, and going at 5 miles per hour, I'll be invincible.

 

[siygen]

a beer keg and a table of food saying come and get it

 

[Latinidiot]

a jetpack and a collection of jagged rocks. WATCH AS I RAIN DEATH FROM ABOVE!

 

[thylasos]

A tank and a fridge full of food.