You are the last human on Earth. What now?

Adventurer2626

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I'd go into survival/self-sustenance mode, loot, plunder etc. Tame animals, built a fortress, hoard food, videogames, porn, books, movies and so on. Then as an overall project I'd start building a mass archive of all humanity's cultural history and whatnot. The coup de gras would be a genetic ark of DNA from all the plants and animals I could grab along with myself of course. All in the hopes some aliens show up and are interested enough to open Pandora's Box. Or another animal evolves into sentience, if all my stuff lasts that long.
 

CloudyCandyx

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I'd probably try to distract myself from the crippling sadness of losing all my loved ones by riding horses until my butt hurts, and then trying to tame a tiger or a polar bear or something because at that point I wouldn't really care if it killed me.
 

Jonesy911

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I'd look for another survivor no matter how slim I though the chances were. What else are you meant to do? Of course I'd take a car full of games consoles, dvds, books etc. with me everywhere I went but yeah I'd just look for someone else
 

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Carbonyl said:
Science.
I am reasonably certain I could produce a clone, because I would have access to all of the scientific materials I would need as well as be free of regulations. The resulting race of humans would be all-female, unless there continued to exist sperm banks, in which case: In vitro fertilization. For me and all my clones I guess. Also, there will be libraries and labs and things to learn and create. And I will have to hope I have good enough birthing hips for all this repopulating I'll need to do. Unless I can build tanks..... tanks for baby-growing, and all the sperm banks will be easy to break into, as well as the egg-banks (I really don't know what those are called). But mostly there will be no competition for scientific funding and zero paperwork for ordering chemicals. I'll amass a pack of dogs, and rescue any pets I can from locked houses. I'll write books and learn to play an instrument. But mostly I will work on baby-tanks and cloning, and research how to perform a C-section should it be necessary. I will learn all of the medical knowledge I can. I am pretty sure I would sob quite a bit. But I'll work my ass off to repopulate the earth, and instill a great respect for education and science in the new civilization. Also, I will have achieved my dream of ruling the world.

I'll really miss sex though.
I just read that in Adam Jensen's voice, it was awesome.

As for me, I'll mourn on everyone, once I'm over it I'll drive everywhere, play games, walk around naked in giant cities and neighborhoods and try to fly a plane!
The plane will most likely result in my death.
 

Orinon

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Clone myself, over and over, and use fancy technology sop i put my brain onto a machine (like Glaods) then all the hot guy me's and hot girl me's have al the fun we want
 

praetor_alpha

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ejb626 said:
The problem is with no one to maintain power plants and such all electricity would go off so no video games ... I'd also look for a way to hook a generator up to my house but I'd probably be unsuccessful.
Exactly. I don't know how to run a power plant (or where the nearest one is), how to mine coal, or refine gas.

Since I would have an empty WORLD at my disposal, with no one watching the borders, and no one to sexually assault you there or in airports, I'd probably head for a boat, and go on a world tour. If there's no where I'd like to stay, become a pirate.

"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Why the rum be gone?" (thinks 'how the F do you make rum?') "Oh, yeah, that be why...."
 

Seriphina

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live out my fantasy of raiding thru people personal things, rummaging thru other peoples houses and wondering about the person(s) who lived there. :)
 

ace_of_something

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Okay. How are you all going to play video games when no one is around to maintain the power grid? It might stay up for a little while but... i mean why do you think every single power & light company employees thousands of people?

Anyway.

I grew up on a farm/ranch so I'd try to reignite those skills to survive.
Free time? assuming I had any because farming without gas or electricity would take every waking damn moment. Board games with myself.

(Fun fact: Gasoline and diesel have a shelf life of less than a year unless maintained in a specific way frequently)

This would be followed by my inevitable suicide by trying to fist fight a bear.
 

Beryl77

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After really comprehending that I'm the actual last human on earth, I'd look for a really big house to live in, then I'd start to put a lot of food which expires quickly, in freezers. After that, I'd gather other types of food which can last multiple years. I don't have to worry much about the watertap not working because I live near a river. The problem will be the electricity, since it will eventually stop working because no one will be looking after it, togehter with that, the freezers will stop working. So I'd probably try to gather a lot of diesel generators but eventually, I'll run out of electricity. Well, so much for the things I need to survive. Now on to the other things.
To make sure not to go insane, I'd probably play games, watch movies and read books. Of course I'd just steal everything, if you can still call it that. This would mean that I have fianlly enough time to catch up on all the things I've wanted to read, watch and play for a while now but never found the time to do. I gues I'd also try to write a book, oh and educate myself on all kinds of different subjects.
At some point, I'd just take off my clothes and run around naked in my town, while laughing maniacally.
 

Asmundr

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Cloning and genetics research or AI stuff (probably the later as I know a bit more about it). I'd probably figure it out by the time I'm elderly and dying.

The result would probably be a world like Utawarerumono...without the furry people...maybe. I'd probably be board real fast so...

Either way though I'd do my damn best to keep the race going one way or another.

EDIT: The weirdness will probably not happen because I rather not waste my time trying to perfect Lego genetics. So that means more time on getting cloning down right. Then, after enough clones are born, grown, and educated to the best of my ability.

I will remove myself from society and simply fade away.
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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I'd probably die because if no one is around to maintain all those nuclear reactors and other hazardous objects, how long would I honestly last?

And for the record, you can't steal anything if you're the last human on Earth. If there is no one else but you, there would be no material possessions.
 

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get every single pizza still existing and gobble it all up. Id take every single game from the world. maby plant a garden so i have food always. Practice with a gun dispite hating them so i can defend myself from animals
 

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My answer's none too original. I'd probably freak the hell out, go mad, get bored, go sane, and then steal guns from stores and shoot things. Every deer I can put down, goes down. Seriously, fuck deer.

I would also totally wear all the things.
 

CardinalPiggles

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Well seeing as everything electric would not work after a short while, I would play as many games as I could for as long as possible.

Once the power ran out I would teach myself to drive in the fastest car I could find.

Assuming I didn't kill myself in the process of learning to drive, I would travel to find the nicest house within driving distance and set up home there.

Then I would probably loot the nearest shops for anything that would be useful, or amusing.

After a while longer I would most likely start doing crazy shit like hunting, flying, cliff diving, demolishing houses, or maybe just check out some countries I have always wanted to see.

If I wasn't dead by this point, then I would cut to chase and end my lonely life.
 

NellNell

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Play video games and do all the drugs. I mean why not? No one there to tell me I can't and its not like I need to pay for them. Other than that, watch a lot of movies, read, and just fuck around. Basically a open world game IRL.

Also start a daily journal. Less for if someone or something finds me dead, but more to keep myself sane. Just stuff like a joke I thought of, notes on what happened that day, stuff like that.
 

Ursus Buckler

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Firstly, time for a wank.
Secondly, begin my quest to get to Ireland somehow, so I can become King and enjoy a human-free version of my favourite country.