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I wouldn't go under the sea, but thanks for asking Mr Captcha. Or maybe I would?

I'd try to find more people. I'm naïve like that. Then I'd go morbid, and visit labs. See if I could grow some. And I'd fail, most likely, I only have a small fraction of the necessary know-how, and I lack key parts of the biology.
 

Souleks

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Drive my brand new Tiger tank around the streets of Manhattan what else?
I would probably travel the world looking for signs of other people and exploring maybe I would record the entire thing and leave copies of it so in case aliens ever show up my recording about the history of humanity will be there for them.
 

jhoroz

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Scream and give out an insane laugh, proclaiming myself as GOD OF HUMANITY, since I am essentially the last remnant of the human race, and then probably go weep in a corner, completely depressed and disillusioned with my new reality until I blow my brains out or decide to "walk the earth", gathering knowledge and try to reach an enlightened state in order to come to terms with my new life.

Or just watch movies and play video games as I've done so for the past few years of my life. Honestly, I'd actually be very indifferent if everyone else disappeared, since I don't pay much attention to the outside world in the first place.
 

Jopoho

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Well...at least I'd still have my books. Wish I could get my glasses more fitted though.
 

ShindoL Shill

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sky14kemea said:
I'd also probably grab a car and try and teach myself how to drive, that way I can explore the country without worrying about affording hotels and food. :D
"Come to post apocalyptic Britain: Everything is free because we're all dead!"
But yeah, I'd probably do the same.
 

Orekoya

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blackrave said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Last person?

But who will I breed with?

I was notified that there would be breeding.

Hot, sexy, post-apocalyptic breeding.

[sub]There isn't any breeding is there.[/sub]

*shakes fist* I blame Kross!
Well animals are still there.
In some desperate attempt you can at least try :)
Indeed, nature finds a way! You won't know until you try.

As for me, I pretty much spend all my free time now playing single player games, eating and sleeping. I don't see how much it would actually change with less people in the equation, save for having more free time.
 

lordmardok

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As the last person on earth I would go to the public library, shatter my glasses, then wail about how 'there was time now'.
 

Master_of_Oldskool

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1: Make my way to someplace with a Barnes & Noble or some other half-decent book store.

2: Steal all of the things.

3: Rinse and repeat with nearest GameStop.

4: Acquire Beastmastery.

5: Find some treadmills and jury-rig a dynamo that will be powered by my faithful animal companions.

6: Crushing loneliness.

6b: Oh wait, non-digital porn still technically exists.

7: Assuming food and water are readily available, I'm set.
 

The Funslinger

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Daystar Clarion said:
Last person?

But who will I breed with?

I was notified that there would be breeding.

Hot, sexy, post-apocalyptic breeding.

[sub]There isn't any breeding is there.[/sub]

*shakes fist* I blame Kross!
Don't, he'll glitch life and make it rain bowling bowls! D:

OT: Well, I could A) use the the remains of society and live relatively comfortably.

B) I have the skills necessary to live in the wild. Might be interesting to Aragorn it up. That might be simpler, as animals will likely reclaim the various towns and cities and such.
 

AngloDoom

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Try and tame every single one of the animals in the zoo and then unleash them upon the world. I will tame the world one species at a time and declare myself ultimate ruler.

Then probably go nuts and die trying to screw a crocodile out of crushing loneliness.
 

Chicago Ted

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DugMachine said:
Amusement parks with no lines. FUCK YEAH
This would work until you get into the park, sit down in the most extreme ride, then realize you need someone standing in the station to release the car onto the track. Then you realize that you also need that person standing there to release the restraints as well. The following three days will be a harrowing experience before death from either dehydration or exposure finally sets in...

On topic, I'd probably spend the first few days learning how to drive a car, then the following just travelling. I'd switch cars whenever I got bored, and always try to find somewhere new. I feel that adventure would be the only way I'd be able to keep somewhat sane/not depressed. Start up in Canada, go down to Boston, NYC, Washington, hit up most of the east coast before going to the west, and then going south. I'd probably never bother going out to sea at all, or crossing over into south america. Probably also randomly wreck things along the way because, hell, they did it in Zombieland and it looked fun as all hell.
 

Chicago Ted

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DugMachine said:
Amusement parks with no lines. FUCK YEAH
This would work until you get into the park, sit down in the most extreme ride, then realize you need someone standing in the station to release the car onto the track. Then you realize that you also need that person standing there to release the restraints as well. The following three days will be a harrowing experience before death from either dehydration or exposure finally sets in...

On topic, I'd probably spend the first few days learning how to drive a car, then the following just travelling. I'd switch cars whenever I got bored, and always try to find somewhere new. I feel that adventure would be the only way I'd be able to keep somewhat sane/not depressed. Start up in Canada, go down to Boston, NYC, Washington, hit up most of the east coast before going to the west, and then going south. I'd probably never bother going out to sea at all, or crossing over into south america. Probably also randomly wreck things along the way because, hell, they did it in Zombieland and it looked fun as all hell.
 

Tiger Sora

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To the internet! I need survival information, medical info and knowhow, I need technological know how. Porn. I'll get as much of each as I can.
Next I'll need supplies. I'll need a generator, food, water. I know a place nearby filled with arms and ammunition I can loot. And I can cut my way in with a torch, glad I know how to use one. Books, gameboy games a must!
Fuel would be another thing I'd need, but with enough searching I could find a tanker truck and get it back for that need.
Probably the biggest issue is winter is almost on us, and I'm in Canada. I'll need to decide wether to stay here and winterize the house for minimal heat or head down to Florida and wait it out.

Than, continue to survive until I'm sick of it all.

Edit: Ohh my god. I almost forgot. Download all the good pony music. It'll be lost once everything is down.
 

Spygon

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Get drunk a lot and steal super cars driving them around the motorways like a crazy person while listing to full volume music.While sleeping in the best houses i could find and just doing random stuff i couldn't do in real life like walking around a expensive hotel shooting random stuff.

Eventually i would probably die by crashing a super car into a wall probably because i was drink driving or accidentally shoot myself.

But i would have had the greatest time.
 

Sansha

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Looting.

I'd pick the sweetest house in town and claim it as my own, then steal cars and use them to go around the city looting myself silly. There's a few key items I want to steal, and I'd fill my new mansion up with treasure.

Then maybe someone will find my skeleton lying atop my pile of loot, and marvel at my glorious lootery.
 

Nikolaz72

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Beat World of Warcraft by being literally the best player alive, then doing the same thing with everything else. Get tons of pet rocks, be most popular guy alive.... be most alive guy alive.. be alive... die?