You can have an Army of anything. What do you have?

Gizmo1990

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I have just seen Despicable Me for the first time (I know I am late) and I now want an army of minions. They would be mostly useless and I have a feeling there would be a greater chance of them killing me insted of helping me take over the world but at least I would die laughing my arse off.
 

Jamieson 90

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An army of bubble wrap for no one could resist popping them, and while everyone was distracted I would take over the world.
 

Rooster893

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Saurians from the Mortal Kombat series.

- Tough, loyal soldiers.
- Powerful weapon via their natural acid production.
- Reptile as a trusted general.
 

Get_A_Grip_

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I'd have to pick the Zerglings from the CarBot animation series 'Starcrafts'.

Prepare to be destroyed by an army of sheer adorableness.

 

sanquin

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I'd probably go with an army of trained intelligent rats. Those little buggers can gnaw through almost anything, and get into almost anything if there's a small opening anywhere. Plus their jumping and swimming capability is amazing. Add to that the intelligence and they would be my perfect minions. :3
 

Leemaster777

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An army of nymphomaniac catgirls.

Even if I lose... I win. Oh GOD do I win.

And lets face it, if I had an army comprised of this:




...then I bet alot of you would consider JOINING my army, wouldn't you?
 

BlazeRaider

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I would want an army of orcs of course, ORCS!!!


...from Kenkou Cross' Monster Girl Encyclopedia!

*sigh* the trilogy that could have been...
 

Henrik Knudsen

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An army of Krogans (Mass Effect race) - Would say "Excellent", like only Montgomery Burns can, when getting the news that I finished conquering Earth.
 

Vegosiux

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Henrik Knudsen said:
An army of Krogans (Mass Effect race) - Would say "Excellent", like only Montgomery Burns can, when getting the news that I finished conquering Earth.
And I'd use an army of Korgans from BG2. That dwarf could take on Kangaxx solo and win, seriously.
 

Little Woodsman

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An army of winged, elvish catgirl belly-dancers.
Wouldn't want to take over anything.
But I bet a lot of places would *want* us to invade.
 

kyuzo3567

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Leemaster777 said:
An army of nymphomaniac catgirls.

Even if I lose... I win. Oh GOD do I win.

And lets face it, if I had an army comprised of this:




...then I bet alot of you would consider JOINING my army, wouldn't you?

...... yes, yes I'll join your army you evil B***tard! That's too manipulative to have an army like that
 

Drakane

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Leemaster777 said:
An army of nymphomaniac catgirls.
I was thinking of Halle Berry, an army of them nypho... oh hell yes please. Granted, they would all shoot me down, but I man can hope.

OT: I would like an army of bears. 9 months of taking over the world, 3 months of hibernating. Rinse repeat. Job security.
 

Ferisar

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An army of armies.

YEAH

BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YOU

But uh... an army of chaos space marine plushies.

HUGS FOR THE HUG THRONE

LET THE GALAXY CUUUUDDDLLLEEE

CAPTCHA: more chocolate
MORE, I MUST HAVE MOOOOOOOOOREEEEE.
 

Henrik Knudsen

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Vegosiux said:
And I'd use an army of Korgans from BG2. That dwarf could take on Kangaxx solo and win, seriously.
Heh yeah I've heard he was quite wild, never played the evil side of those games though. I rarely do, if I have a choice.
 

Olas

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I'll take an army of Shadowkhan, more specific Razorkhan.



you can't see in this picture but it has blades for feet.