You can have an Army of anything. What do you have?
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Okay so dude I kind of knew exactly what you meant.madwarper said:
I am aware of my own country's rich comedy history. Proud of it in fact. I prefer me some Blackadder but I do know of Monty Python.
What I did was deliberately misinterpret you and use my knowledge of teh histories to try be amusing. But you went and spoiled that with your edumacating ways.
And don't call me a damn whippersnapper, that's what I call the rest of the Injustice League except @CopperZen because he's the only one older than me!
Had I been a non-Brit you may well have had to explain this though. Everyone in our country knows of our comedy gold from before the nineties happened, after which comedy was banned and doomed to swift cancellation (Black Books, I.T. Crowd).
I would definitely have to choose an army of Female assassins...
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The only thing that would beat them would be Catgirl Assassins.
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The only thing that would beat them would be Catgirl Assassins.
Might I suggest that all of us that have chosen catgirls join forces to achieve greatness beyond measure?
How about an Army of Angels?
I mean, sure I'll HAVE an army of angels but can I have some lower ranked Archangels with me?
Still an Army of Angels will be OP to the max.
I mean apparently some can carry swords the size of skyscrapers.
And some Archangels can control entire elements.
So yeah ... I'll take them.
And I want my secretary to be the cutestand deadly angel of them all!
... and I want to be the Archangel of Lightning.
>.> ... <.<
I mean, sure I'll HAVE an army of angels but can I have some lower ranked Archangels with me?
Still an Army of Angels will be OP to the max.
I mean apparently some can carry swords the size of skyscrapers.
And some Archangels can control entire elements.
So yeah ... I'll take them.
And I want my secretary to be the cutest
... and I want to be the Archangel of Lightning.
>.> ... <.<
Well, there would be these armies of angels, attractive angels in all shapes and sizes and colours, lead by generals with more power than you could shake a stick at, but there'd only be like 1 for every 20 thousand others, so I'd like an army of attractive angel army generals, each one easily capable of subduing a planet if I so wish before we go home to a FUCKING HUGE bed where we all just sleep together in a somewhat platonic somewhat HOLY SHIT THIS SEXUAL TENSION IS HOT situation....yes they'd be all women the women are the generals the men are the warriors, who else would an army of angels trust to lead them but attractive women?!
The Brain Interactive Construct.
Though loyal to me instead of Zod and I prefer it had a female personality.
As long as there are resources for it to consume you have a virtual infinite army of Kryptonian level soldiers and access to technology far beyond anything humans can produce.
Though loyal to me instead of Zod and I prefer it had a female personality.
As long as there are resources for it to consume you have a virtual infinite army of Kryptonian level soldiers and access to technology far beyond anything humans can produce.
Just give me an army of mindless/ not sentient robots, I would think too much about employing people who think (like they must get bored standing guard and etc).
My army shall be made of seven legions. First shall be a legion of grim warriors who can die at least twice. Second shall be a legion of winged bulls with an emperor of color to ride upon each. Thirdly, a legion of inverted gorgons - great snakes whose scales are the faces of men. Fourth, a legion of double-crossed lovers. Fifth shall be legion of jumping wounds looking to hop onto a victim. Sixth shall be a legion of abridged planets. Finally, the seventh legion - a legion of armored winning moves.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd have an army of mosquitoes. Who the hell would wade through that and risk weeks of itchiness just to have a go at me? The special forces version could be the ones carrying west nile or yellow fever.
I would have to go with the Space Marines from Warhammer 40,000. I just have to remember to thank the Primarchs, and take them to a baseball game or something so they don't develop daddy issues and half of them rebel.
Just copies of Fonzie from happy days. Come on, admit it, that'd be fucking awesome. Nobody can argue this. Ever.
an army comprised of Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and the Vashta Nerada. As long as The Doctor stays away, I'm golden.
Though my undoing would probably come from my army tearing itself apart from within. Damn.
Though my undoing would probably come from my army tearing itself apart from within. Damn.
Easy win. Your catgirls will adapt to serve as us.
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