You can have an Army of anything. What do you have?

The Critic

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canadamus_prime said:
An army of Q. The rest of your armies are beneath us.
Oh? Beneath you? But, what if I have...an army of Sisko!

...what would be the plural of Sisko? Would it even need to be plural?
 

xemnahort

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Hehehe. You are all so naive. There is only one correct answer. Squirrels. Why squirrels you ask? Squirrel Girl.

Your argument is invalid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_girl
 

Heronblade

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self replicating nanobots with an adaptive hive mind protocol

Go ahead, try fighting a massive wave of microscopic bots that not only can collectively be the size of entire planets, but will adapt to anything you attack it with. A few hundred of the things could even hitch a ride with you back to your base of operations, and "eat" everything you have on the sly.

Submit, or be consumed!
 

Red Line Wanderer

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Little Woodsman said:
Coolgel said:
Might I suggest that all of us that have chosen catgirls join forces to achieve greatness beyond measure?
Well you may certainly suggest it, but I hypothesize that most of us who have an army of catgirls, or more specifically in my case winged elvish catgirl belly-dancers, would probably be dead of bliss within hours. Or possibly dead of exhaustion. Or too busy nuzzling to join forces.
Well, to be honest, when I said "join forces to achieve greatness beyond measure", I really just meant "put all of our armies together and make one massive harem". Every harem needs some variety.
 

Canadamus Prime

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The Critic said:
canadamus_prime said:
An army of Q. The rest of your armies are beneath us.
Oh? Beneath you? But, what if I have...an army of Sisko!

...what would be the plural of Sisko? Would it even need to be plural?
*snap* I just turned your Sisko into Chihuahua.
 

Yokta

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I shall amass an army of Microsoft fanboys and order them to seek out and destroy every Xbox One they find. They'll probably more likely bawl their eyes out and plead for "anything but that," but I shall feast on their tears.
 

The Inquisitive Mug

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An army of Saiyans. Before any plans would be put into action, I'd have them fight against one another as the main facet of their training until their power levels have all be Zenkai'd up. Once, if I'm lucky enough, one of them were to turn into a Super Saiyan, I'd selectively breed him or her to create more until I had a mostly Super Saiyan auxillery force (as Goten and Kid Trunks allegedly were able to become a super saiyan more easily because their fathers achieved the transformation before their conception).
 

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Your worst nightmares of war and death are about to come true. Hope you guys are good at headshots.
 

6_Qubed

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An army of WALL-Es. Let's run down the list, shall we;

Cute? Check.

Antics? Check.

Finding all of The Awesome Things? Check.

Crushing all the world's trash into adorable little Minecraftian cubes? Check.

One potential downside: Without an army of EVEs, they might get lonely.
 

Mastemat

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Squiddles.
They are adorable!

And they just want to be friends with everyone...
What better to have in an army?
^^
 

soren7550

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That's easy, I'd have an army of Pokemon. For one, they won't die in battle, they'll only faint, and I WANT AN ARCANINE!!



I want to ride this magnificent beast, and snuggle up with him, goddammit!
 

Little Woodsman

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Coolgel said:
Little Woodsman said:
Coolgel said:
Might I suggest that all of us that have chosen catgirls join forces to achieve greatness beyond measure?
Well you may certainly suggest it, but I hypothesize that most of us who have an army of catgirls, or more specifically in my case winged elvish catgirl belly-dancers, would probably be dead of bliss within hours. Or possibly dead of exhaustion. Or too busy nuzzling to join forces.
Well, to be honest, when I said "join forces to achieve greatness beyond measure", I really just meant "put all of our armies together and make one massive harem". Every harem needs some variety.
Oh, I don't know. I think that once I find the right 180-200 winged elvish catgirl
bellydancers I could settle down with them.
 

GroovySpecs

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Ewoks! With armour and heavy ordinance! They beat the empire with sticks, think what they could do with real weapons, plus, cuddles.