Upon reading this article, I just feel like my English teachers are huddled up in a corner, crying themselves to sleep.
A Canadian watching England stuggle with their language is like a kid watching their granpa go senile. :clunncal said:You're OK, you're Canadian, you can just wash your hands of this whole monstrosity. I'm English, and this is our dictionary. I used to be proud of my county but now... I just don't know any more.King Toasty said:That... that's not true, is it?lunncal said:Sorry, but I lost all respect for dictionaries when "bootylicious" became a recognised word (in the Oxford dictionary no less).
This sounds good and all, until you realise those words are only now being treated with the same amount of validity as "bootylicious".
[HEADING=1]Bootylicious![/HEADING]
[sub]Just typing it makes me feel ill.[/sub]
...
Oh god it is. What have we become.
The Oxford dictionary used to mean something. Now, any old word can get in there.
Sir, I must respectfully ask you to kindly look at the post I am quoting beneath this quote.The Great JT said:Adamantium rage...building! Cannot...contain...urge to kill!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBUISgnYpTQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=18s]
14 hours, three ice packs and an anger management session later...
RAPE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'll kill all of you, you'll get the gas!!
[The Great JT has been restrained in a mental hospital until some time has passed and this much raw stupid has had some time to blow over.]
This is the most brilliant response I've seen in my many years on the internet.Chamale said:I'faith, by Iesu, Shakespeare! Art thou a maiden of six-and-ten years? They are not words. Rant? Verily? An thou'lt mouth that "word." All as next'ld be admitting accents in the French words. Example: Café.xXAsherahXx said:God dammit, what the hell Oxford? What are you, a 16 year old girl with a small purse!? They are not words. W00t? really? There are numbers in that "word." Next thing to happen would be admitting numbers in the words for numbers. Example: TH1RT3EN.
...You people don't know what English is and you guys invented the damn language!!
The dictionary should have ended once "Flapper-girl" was admitted. It sounds like a dolphin.
Sorry for the rant, I love my language.
... You know not the wot of English, and you fellows created the By-Our-Lady language!!
The Tale Alphabeticall should have ended once "Chair-man" was admitted. It has the hearkening of a carpenter.
Pray forgiveness for the defyance, I shall not see my language prophaned.
Languages change.
The thread should really end right here. Languages change. Get over it.Chamale said:I'faith, by Iesu, Shakespeare! Art thou a maiden of six-and-ten years? They are not words. Rant? Verily? An thou'lt mouth that "word." All as next'ld be admitting accents in the French words. Example: Café.xXAsherahXx said:God dammit, what the hell Oxford? What are you, a 16 year old girl with a small purse!? They are not words. W00t? really? There are numbers in that "word." Next thing to happen would be admitting numbers in the words for numbers. Example: TH1RT3EN.
...You people don't know what English is and you guys invented the damn language!!
The dictionary should have ended once "Flapper-girl" was admitted. It sounds like a dolphin.
Sorry for the rant, I love my language.
... You know not the wot of English, and you fellows created the By-Our-Lady language!!
The Tale Alphabeticall should have ended once "Chair-man" was admitted. It has the hearkening of a carpenter.
Pray forgiveness for the defyance, I shall not see my language prophaned.
Languages change.
Mankini's inclusion is far more important than any of that nonsense.Brian Albert said:You Can Now Find "Woot" in a Dictionary
The <a href=http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Concise-Oxford-English-Dictionary/Oxford-Dictionaries-Staff/e/9780199601080?r=1&cm_mmc=Google%20Product%20Search-_-Q000000630-_-Concise%20Oxford%20English%20Dictionary-_-9780199601080>Concise Oxford English Dictionary has officially been updated with a healthy dose of internet lingo.
Published this month, the twelfth edition of the Concise Oxford English Dictionary has been updated to include over 400 new words. Among them are "retweet," "woot," "noob," "cyberbullying," "sexting," and many others related to social media and internet culture. "Mankini" also made the cut, thankfully.
"Retweet that picture of me in my mankini or I'll sext and cyberbully you, noob!" is now a proper English sentence.
The dictionary has also been updated with new definitions for the words "follower" and "friend" - the latter being ridiculously diluted by a certain social network. These additions, according to the folks behind it, "are just carrying on the tradition of a dictionary that has always sought to be progressive and up to date."
It's important to note many of these words were already part of Oxford's online dictionary. The printed version in which these additional words will appear requires more time and deliberation between volumes.
So, what does this mean for you, the gamer?
If you've played Call of Duty: Black Ops for, oh, any period of time, you've certainly encountered homophobic, sexist, and racist children (and adults, too, sadly) who spit countless internet epithets your way without regard for the English language.
Well, they're still homophobic, sexist, and racist. But now, thanks to the modernization of the dictionary, many of their insults will at least constitute proper English. So there's that.
Source: Oxford Dictionaries via <a href=http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2011/08/18/7407194-retweet-woot-and-cyberbullying-added-to-dictionary?GT1=43001>Digital Life
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That is the most optimistic outlook on this whole thing I've ever seen. I like it. Way to stay positive. And that is so going to annoy the crap out of my girlfriend the next time I play Scrabble with her. Heh.Abengoshis said:AHA! This means I have more words for scrabble.
You're proud of your country for GOOD LANGUAGE?lunncal said:You're OK, you're Canadian, you can just wash your hands of this whole monstrosity. I'm English, and this is our dictionary. I used to be proud of my county but now... I just don't know any more.King Toasty said:That... that's not true, is it?lunncal said:Sorry, but I lost all respect for dictionaries when "bootylicious" became a recognised word (in the Oxford dictionary no less).
This sounds good and all, until you realise those words are only now being treated with the same amount of validity as "bootylicious".
[HEADING=1]Bootylicious![/HEADING]
[sub]Just typing it makes me feel ill.[/sub]
...
Oh god it is. What have we become.
The Oxford dictionary used to mean something. Now, any old word can get in there.
You realize that pretty much all modern english used to be slang at some point right? The rest was stolen from other languages.Randomeaninglessword said:I really have lost all respect for Oxford at this point. Just because a word is used a lot doesn't mean it's legitimate. Slang terms like that change too much to be included in a dictionary.
And that makes me happy, because we are letting language change instead of leaving it to the province of 17th century shut-ins that were in love with latin.Son of a Mitch said:Upon reading this article, I just feel like my English teachers are huddled up in a corner, crying themselves to sleep.
I was proud of my country for many reasons, but I've always known that our language was a mix of many different ones and yes, that it is completely different to what it used to be. I have nothing against any of the words in the first post of this thread getting into the dictionary.AdumbroDeus said:You're proud of your country for GOOD LANGUAGE?lunncal said:You're OK, you're Canadian, you can just wash your hands of this whole monstrosity. I'm English, and this is our dictionary. I used to be proud of my county but now... I just don't know any more.
The Oxford dictionary used to mean something. Now, any old word can get in there.
Man, you need a new country, English has the purity of a street hooker and always has.
Speaking in general, this is probably the same reaction certain snobs had to the radical shifts in language that shakespeare started (ex. turning every noun into a verb).
...you sir, just made my day...Kimarous said:Imagine, if you will, a high-class business executive referring to an under-performing employee as a "herpaderping noob lol".
Well, I find your linguistic snobbery unforgivable, please leave my country, we'll be better off. I like my country bootylicious.lunncal said:I was proud of my country for many reasons, but I've always known that our language was a mix of many different ones and yes, that it is completely different to what it used to be. I have nothing against any of the words in the first post of this thread getting into the dictionary.AdumbroDeus said:You're proud of your country for GOOD LANGUAGE?lunncal said:You're OK, you're Canadian, you can just wash your hands of this whole monstrosity. I'm English, and this is our dictionary. I used to be proud of my county but now... I just don't know any more.
The Oxford dictionary used to mean something. Now, any old word can get in there.
Man, you need a new country, English has the purity of a street hooker and always has.
Speaking in general, this is probably the same reaction certain snobs had to the radical shifts in language that shakespeare started (ex. turning every noun into a verb).
No, the reason I can't be proud any more, is...
[HEADING=2]BOOTYLICIOUS[/HEADING][sub]They seriously let a word that is a combination of "Booty" and "Delicious" into our language, and that is unforgivable.[/sub]
Hmph, we're clearly not going to agree on this, so any further argument would be pointless. Before I go, though, I'll just recommend you take a long shower. It's the only method I've found to alleviate the itchy-unclean feeling you get after typing that word.AdumbroDeus said:Well, I find your linguistic snobbery unforgivable, please leave my country, we'll be better off. I like my country bootylicious.