You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.
- Thread starter Auron225
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"HEY! Quit all that racket, everybody, before you kill everybody somehow!
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Thank you, and don't forget to be awesome."
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Thank you, and don't forget to be awesome."
Just to screw with everyone.
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THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!
YOU'VE REALLY MADE THE GRADE!
AND THE PAPERS WANT TO KNOW WHOSE SHIRTS YOU WEAR!
(I'd include the rest of the song but OP said 30 words max)
YOU'VE REALLY MADE THE GRADE!
AND THE PAPERS WANT TO KNOW WHOSE SHIRTS YOU WEAR!
(I'd include the rest of the song but OP said 30 words max)
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
A merciful warning to the puny humans that scuttle around the planet.
A merciful warning to the puny humans that scuttle around the planet.
"I proclaim [My Name] at [My Address] the winner of all major lotteries, any who go against My word shall face judgement." In a very deep voice.
I'd have at least a couple million people protecting me, and trying to get me my money with as much extremist fanaticism people such as the Westboro Baptist Church show.
I'd have at least a couple million people protecting me, and trying to get me my money with as much extremist fanaticism people such as the Westboro Baptist Church show.
"Attention my children; rejoice for your time has come to join me in Heaven, you must end your lives now or forever be left behind!"
That'd solve most of the world's problems.
That'd solve most of the world's problems.
Thank you for participating in Earth Simulation Experiment A-1.13. The experiment is now over, and as per laboratory protocol the planet will be incinerated for sanitation purposes. Goodbye.
