There is only one. One film that if erased from history could enliven the world by a staggering degree. I talk of course, of the utterly pointless, gnomeo and juliet.
Just the NAME of it is enough to make me want to cry! The film itself just looks like pure guff as it is, WITHOUT it being a... (YOU GET TO CHOOSE HOW THIS ENDS!)
A) heartless butchering of a classic love story.
B) a shameless money spinner, intended to wipe clean the pockets of any mother with a child between 5 and 12 without giving anyone ANYTHING, besides a feeling of distilled regret.
C) a hopeless display of cheap gags, and the lowest of low slap-stick humor. Seriously, you can tell this is a comedy aimed at children, simply by the fact that it isnt funny. Not even the trailer could make it look funny, and that just piss poor.
I cannot think of a film which makes me more angry than this waste of space.
Want to know the worst part? ITS GOT AN INCREDIBLE LINE UP OF VOICE ACTORS! Emily Blunt, Jason Strathom (or however you spell it), Matt Lucas... oh, and only the bloody prince of darkness himself, ozzy osbourne. They could all be doing something worthwhile, or meaningfull, or at the very least smacking their heads against walls, because god knows that would be a better use of their time...
/rant
Just the NAME of it is enough to make me want to cry! The film itself just looks like pure guff as it is, WITHOUT it being a... (YOU GET TO CHOOSE HOW THIS ENDS!)
A) heartless butchering of a classic love story.
B) a shameless money spinner, intended to wipe clean the pockets of any mother with a child between 5 and 12 without giving anyone ANYTHING, besides a feeling of distilled regret.
C) a hopeless display of cheap gags, and the lowest of low slap-stick humor. Seriously, you can tell this is a comedy aimed at children, simply by the fact that it isnt funny. Not even the trailer could make it look funny, and that just piss poor.
I cannot think of a film which makes me more angry than this waste of space.
Want to know the worst part? ITS GOT AN INCREDIBLE LINE UP OF VOICE ACTORS! Emily Blunt, Jason Strathom (or however you spell it), Matt Lucas... oh, and only the bloody prince of darkness himself, ozzy osbourne. They could all be doing something worthwhile, or meaningfull, or at the very least smacking their heads against walls, because god knows that would be a better use of their time...
/rant