You challenge Death to a competition for your soul: What do you challenge him to?

emissary666

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I'd just ask him to play a few campaigns of Left 4 Dead 2 with me. Whoever is happiest about the experience wins. Having no friends finally pays off.
 

RejjeN

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I'm not particularly good at anything, though I do rarely lose at Rock, Paper Scissors... So I guess I'd choose that
 

Xaio30

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I'll challenge Death to a debate!

I win if I convince Death that I should live.
Death wins if he convinces me that I should die.

My will is strong and my mind open. Come at me, Reaper!
 

Lt._nefarious

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I would challenge him to a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon...

Simon Bird played Will in the Inbetweeners
There was a running joke about his friends Neil's dancing skill
Dancing was the main part of the film Footloose, starring Kevin Bacon.

Do I win?
 

BarkBarker

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First one to have flesh wins.......*snicker* *snicker*...oh come on that has to be a official game in some ridiculous tribe somewhere ¬_¬.
 

Angie7F

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AKB48 trivia contest.
It sucks that I know so much but I might as well put my knowledge to good use.
 

Zergadooful

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I would probably challenge him to Olympic lifting. I think his muscles are atrophied and weak enough for me to beat him.
 

StormShaun

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Ever heard of that show called Gladiators.
Well I vote that we both compete on that, with no cheating ... and killing.

I'm sure we will both a good chance at that.
Providing he doesn't ... break a leg. hehehehe~

That or one of the two.
A fight to the death like in Dante's Inferno (Game).
Or a contest to see who is the morally better person ... if it is this one, I already won since he's killed many people.
 

Seydaman

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Heronblade said:
Assuming we speak of the usual avatar of death here:

Swimming contest, being careful to define the use of weird abilities mortals do not possess as cheating.

Personally? I'm a crap swimmer, but I bet I can do a hell of a lot better than a skeleton.
Shit, that's genius.

Hm, decisions decisions...it'd need to be something I am 100% confident in winning. Got it, first to eat this steak wins. Aha, skeletons cannot eat!
 

Elvis Starburst

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Bet a fiddle of gold against my soul, of course! *HURR original*

Nah, I'd maybe challenge him to a game I'm good at. Maybe Hawken... I dunno XD First to kill 3 Rathalos in a single hunt in Monster Hunter maybe?
 

2012 Wont Happen

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I would challenge him to a rap battle. I'd probably lose, but it'd be about my best shot and going down rapping against the devil would be pretty cool.
 

Aramis Night

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I think those of you counting on the death having no skin and just being a skeleton may be in for a challenge.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l707aezEtL1qbgsmko1_500.jpg
 

FieryTrainwreck

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Aramis Night said:
I think those of you counting on the death having no skin and just being a skeleton may be in for a challenge.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l707aezEtL1qbgsmko1_500.jpg
"I challenge you to sexual intercourse..."
 

Aramis Night

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FieryTrainwreck said:
Aramis Night said:
I think those of you counting on the death having no skin and just being a skeleton may be in for a challenge.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l707aezEtL1qbgsmko1_500.jpg
"I challenge you to sexual intercourse..."
I suspect she might win, but yeah id probably go in for the same challenge. I've always viewed Death as the perfect woman.
 

Zhadramekel

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I challenge him to a game of being human. You automatically lose if you're not human.

EDIT: Okay, since it has to be a real game, I choose a Pokemon battle where both competitors are given nothing but Ditto. The battle will go on forever.