"Pulsating", because I'm sick of lackwit journalists misusing it describe a sporting contest.
Infernai said:
I'm going to remove the word "Lawyer"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...I'm completely insane and all the good ones were said already, what did you expect me to say?
We'd just swap to "attorney", "solicitor" or "barrister", instead. [/lawyered... although we'd lose that one...]
If you really wanted to screw with lawyers, at least in common law countries, remove the word "estoppel" and its derived forms from the language.
Watching lawyers try to articulate precise concepts and applications of estoppel without recourse to the actual word? Priceless.