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wetfart

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Flamethrowers on a frozen lake in the dead of winter at high noon.

Lets see how lightly we can both tread.
 
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Rawne1980 said:
I shall have a sword and a collection of insults.

You sir, do fight like a dairy farmer....
How appropriate, you fight like a cow...

OT: The hour will be dawn, the location the town square, and the weapon will be the inevitable march of time.

I shall bring a book.
 

Cipher1

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Flintlock pistols at dawn the only way for gentlemen to solve there differences.
 

WhyBotherToTry

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A forest at midnight, My weapon would be the rapier, since I'm a fencer I'd probably do okay with it. My opponent would be subject to a slap across the face with a brown leather glove before the duel started. You sir, hath impugned my honour and I demand satisfaction!
 

Spambot 3000

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Flamethrowers, at exactly Midday, in the middle of the Sahara desert.
My line before the duel starts - "Can you take the heat?"
 

Death Carr

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A debate hall
3:00 PM
Wit

It shall be a duel of the minds, no physical violence. Instead, the kind to make men weep with mere words.
 

sagitel

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gorillas with laser sword and holy bananas glued to their hands.two for each person. 05:00 am Sunday morning at the ... hmmm ... a cage!!

yeah!
 

Hydro14

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Computer controlled turrets with no targeting script, because I can script faster and more reliably than anyone I know. Arbitrary time, arbitrary place. Y'know, assuming they didn't just walk over and break my fingers first. Crap, better rethink this. Yeah, I'll just re-schedule this duel to a time I won't possibly live to.
 

ClockworkPenguin

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I shall use trial by predator. Basically, We both run from a tiger, and the one who isn't eaten is the winner.

I can't fight for shit, but i'm bloody good at running away. Location would have to be a big field or park or something, i'm not fussy about the time.
 

joshuaayt

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Weapons: Our respective current Pokemon teams.
Time: Uh. Sometime at night, I guess- Umbreon knows Moonlight
Place: Anywhere's fine. Maybe the tennis court in my complex, once I get Sawk to punch the net down.