You have been sentenced to die... No really..

[nbamaniac]

BUT

Look at the bright side, you get to choose your capital punishment.

As for me, I would like to be hanged, drawn and quartered...NOT
I suppose I prefer a good ole style of the honorable firing squad.. or maybe seppuku just to show how manly I am to the government.

 

[Gidiel167]

death by snu-snu?

 

[Aris Khandr]

I choose to die of old age. Barring that, I demand they let me find out how many rides on Space Mountain it takes to kill someone.

 

[krazykidd]

Guillotine . Quick and painless ( i think ). The thought of being shot terrifies me . Although , with a firing squad , theres guys with blanks so for the rest of their days they will be wondering who killed me . But i'll stick with guillotine.

 

[krazykidd]

death by snu-snu?

Dude that would be wayyy too painful, fun at first , until you get your pelvis crushed .

 

[Berenzen]

Properly done Lethal Injection. One needle to put you into a sleep that you never awaken from.

 

[HalfTangible]

I'd like to carry out my capital punishment through video game binge. My last meal will be large cheese pizza and a two-liter of coke.

"What were his last words?"
"Pwned!!"

I choose to die of old age. Barring that, I demand they let me find out how many rides on Space Mountain it takes to kill someone.

You just won an internet.

Electrocuted, on national television, with a sign above me stating:
"You have all murdered this innocent man. According to your foolish laws, you are all murderers. I hope you will enjoy this as much as I am."

'Innocent'? I assumed we were all guilty for what we did =/

 

[Soviet Steve]

Electrocuted, on national television, with a sign above me stating:
"You have all murdered this innocent man. According to your foolish laws, you are all murderers. I hope you will enjoy this as much as I am."

 

[plugav]

Lethal injection... but maybe after some snu-snu? No? It was worth a try.

 

[Pandaman1911]

A deadly amount of poison inside a giant cake.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'll take death by gluttony to the point of fatal obesity, thanks.

 

[TheRussian]

Shoot me out of one of these:

 

[Luke5515]

Spoiler: This

Or jumping out of a plane, and shooting myself before I splat.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I would like to die by covering No More Heroes in Branston Pickle, detonating the universe.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

I'll take death by gluttony to the point of fatal obesity, thanks.

Same here. Leave me with an infinite supply of tacos and check back in a week or so.

Little off topic, but where's your avatar from

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Sent flying into the sun at near the speed of light! It'll be so fast I won't feel a thing.

You'll get there in eight minutes, mate! Have a nice eight minutes chocking in the vaccuum of space waiting to get fried by that giant ball of gas in the heavens! Also, for $50 you can get a complementary space suit for your flight! And for another $100, you can actually get a pillow for sleeping on our transsolar flight! Don't forget to ask about our free* meals!

*Free meals only free for people who pay $274.

Myself? Skydiving into Mount Etna. With a parachute, just so I can escape for Mexico. Then fail, because I'm in Sicily. While on the lam. It'd make for a smashing film starring Tom Cruise. Run, Tom Cruise, run!

 

[EHKOS]

A bunch of explosives around my head or a gunshot straight to the dome. I don't want to feel anything.

 

[Stravant]

I would take death via playing all my favorite video games on a computer so massively powerful it emits radiation that would kill me in a day.