You have been sentenced to die... No really..

[nbamaniac]

In my own bed, with a glass of wine in my hand and a maiden's mouth around my cock at the age of eighty.

Bonus points for knowing the quote.

Shaddap ya bloody midget.

 

[2fish]

A deadly amount of poison inside a giant cake.

So a stripper?

I want death by time travel. Go back in time and push myself down an elevator shaft onto my time machine.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

firing squad would be my choice. Im a gun girl, i live by the gun, ill die by it too.

 

[Sylvine]

Meh. Just put me to sleep. If it's merciful and good enough for american pets, it will probably do for an european.

~Sylv

 

[Starik20X6]

Send me on a one-way trip into outer-space, with a quick stop on the moon. And the ship is full of drugs, so I can trip while I trip.

 

[nbamaniac]

I choose death by cheeseslicing.

A memorable death for a not so memorable person.

I see what ya did dar! O:

 

[WarDialler]

Dunno if this has been done but:

http://youtu.be/MLctf4o6feQ[/youtube]

 

[Zhadramekel]

I choose to die of old age. Barring that, I demand they let me find out how many rides on Space Mountain it takes to kill someone.

If you're gonna die, might as well die having a little fun.
As for me, um tricky question. I'd probably just nick a gun and do it myself. Save the tense wait.