You have been sentenced to die... No really..

[JoesshittyOs]

A pistol duel to the death. Against the jury that convicted me, one at a time. If they want to sentence me to death, they'd damn well better be prepared to go down with me.

Does it have to be real?

Because in fictional sense, I would choose getting screwed by a White Court vampire from the Dresden Files. Apparently the ecstasy that happens to you is the best thing you ever feel, and you die by them sucking the life out of you.

If that's not the case, I want to be drugged up to the point of where nothing makes any sense and I dropped from an airplane. Imagine not realize that you are free falling. Oh, also while it's at night onto a city like New York or Tokyo. That would be sweet

Hahaha, Thank you.

Hopefully I dream about that tonight.

 

[sixkiller5]

I used to think about my death sentence untill i took an arrow to the knee.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Death by exhaustion. You guys know what I mean. I mean sex guys, how did you not get that?

If that's unavailable then I choose to be executed through a televised hunt. Just set me loose on a fairly large island a few days early and then have a group of people hunt me. Man, that would be awesome to watch.

 

[dark_mist34]

blown up by 6 tons of dynamite

 

[Woodsey]

Electrodes to the nuts. Perhaps a strong enough voltage would cause my sperm to leap from my testicles and be set on to the fast track to become a perfect clone of me.

/becausethatshowscienceworks

 

[Jelly ^.^]

FUGU ROULETTE!

 

[Athinira]

Sexual exhaustion, with a state sponsored hot super-model!!

.oO(can't seriously believe I'm the first to say this in two pages)

Look at the 2nd post. Death by snu snu exactly means that. xD

We'll wadda you know, you learn something new every day!

.oO(English is my secondary language)

Edit: You officially won my love when i saw the "Motto" listed on your profile. Are you a super model by chance??!

 

[Sprinal]

Can I make an Appeal?

No...

O well I suppose I could go and get to be the first tester on the Space lift... (that will obvioulsy exist)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Guillotine . Quick and painless

your head lives for about 40 seconds before you die.


OT: death by BASE jump into a wall of spikes.

 

[Kiju]

Hmm...

How about...okay, I got this.

Make a giant cannon. Make a bullet that can withstand the initial blast, but not the impact. Put me in the bullet, and let me see of course so I know what's going on.

That would rock.

 

[El Poncho]

Can I tell them I'm not an American citizen and I've been living in the UK my whole life?

 

[Shaunofthebread]

Gunshot to the head. Quick and painless.

 

[Whispering Cynic]

Get strapped to a fifty megaton thermonuclear warhead and detonated somewhere funny. If I have to go, I'm going with a bang.

 

[Generalissimo]

suicide bomb the westboro baptist church, with a mini-nuke.

 

[repeating integers]

I choose "death by immortality".

...Wait. They wouldn't fall for that, would they?

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

non-stop gladiatorial combat until someone manages to kill me, It's entertaining, pretty impressive and I sort out a bunch of other executions in the process.

 

[Elemental]

I choose to die of old age. Barring that, I demand they let me find out how many rides on Space Mountain it takes to kill someone.

Did he just won? I think he did.

 

[nbamaniac]

Edit: You officially won my love when i saw the "Motto" listed on your profile. Are you a super model by chance??!

Shhhhh.. You'll ruin my enigmatic qualities! D:

 

[hensethe1]

Battle royale style!

 

[Phisi]

Death by snu snu and then death by falling on to evil dictator and taking them with me... Or just ruining their party. As for actual punishments I shall choose death by gun.