Torture death by Tony Danza. Ohh Freakazoid, so damn funny.
Or baring that. Being nuked sounds fun. Instantaneous incineration.
Or baring that. Being nuked sounds fun. Instantaneous incineration.
You have been sentenced to die... No really..
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Well if I have to go out I would want to go out fighting. I would have the mortal combat theme playing the entire time with the setting being a mad max style thunderdome. My opponents would be every kind of dangerous animal on the planet sent out one by one until one of them finishes me off. I chose animals because fighting other humans doesn't seem right since they weren't sentenced to die, also going out fighting a bear or lion sounds pretty badass to me.
I am given a single sword, shield, boots, loincloth and helmet for my armor and the entire thing is broadcast live with a bet placed on me in my family's name surviving for at least three animals. Why the bet? Can you imagine this kind of event not being bet on? I also get to have the area around the thunderdome filled with a crowd to cheer me on. Finally when I died my body would be placed upon the mound of dead animals and then have the whole mound set on fire. A statue is later placed on the ashes which pretty much looks like the cover of the Conan the Barbarian movie only with me in my final moments.
This would all be paid by the government of course.
I am given a single sword, shield, boots, loincloth and helmet for my armor and the entire thing is broadcast live with a bet placed on me in my family's name surviving for at least three animals. Why the bet? Can you imagine this kind of event not being bet on? I also get to have the area around the thunderdome filled with a crowd to cheer me on. Finally when I died my body would be placed upon the mound of dead animals and then have the whole mound set on fire. A statue is later placed on the ashes which pretty much looks like the cover of the Conan the Barbarian movie only with me in my final moments.
This would all be paid by the government of course.
I DEMAND TRIAL BY COMBAT!
Just give me a sword and pit me against someone else on death row. If I absolutely have to die then just keep sending in a new opponent if I win a match.
Eventually I'm gonna get tired and die: either way I die with a weapon in my hand.
Edit: also this could be televised.
Just give me a sword and pit me against someone else on death row. If I absolutely have to die then just keep sending in a new opponent if I win a match.
Eventually I'm gonna get tired and die: either way I die with a weapon in my hand.
Edit: also this could be televised.
I get to choose my form of capital punishment? I want it to be in a large melee. So all of you, in a free for all with me, with a simple short sword and shield to protect ya!
Or if that's too much, I'd like to be frozen in jello.
Or if that's too much, I'd like to be frozen in jello.
Oh, it's not the speed that would kill you. The only thing that you'll run into in space would be hydrogen atoms. No, it would be either the vacuum or the actual acceleration of several million gees that would do it.Fagotto said:
I want to be dropped out of a plane over a place with foot traffic, as I fall tumbling I get my barrings, wind up for a punch and right before I hit the ground put all my weight behind the punch yell "Falcon Punch" and then hit the ground and die after destroying someone's jaw!
I would wager around three days' worth. But you'd stop enjoying it before the first one was out, I'll reckon.Aris Khandr said:
I remember talking to two of my friends on Xbox Live one time and we got in to talking about our various favorite way to die/commit suicide:
1. Enter an elevator full of people with a live grenade in his throat.
2. Jump over the side of a cliff with a bomb strapped to his chest, so someone else would have to clean up his mess.
1. Enter an elevator full of people with a live grenade in his throat.
2. Jump over the side of a cliff with a bomb strapped to his chest, so someone else would have to clean up his mess.
haha! that's what I'm talking about!Gidiel167 said:
No I got this, if I'm to be killed for my crimes (whatever they may be) than I want to pull the old trick on em.
I'll have my own murderer that I personalyl choose without government interference, have said death arranged without govt. interference in a public area of my choosing so that when I enter said area I will knowingly, but unknowingly be killed by said person.
Then I will avoid said selected public building like the plague.
eh...?
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Does it have to be real?
Because in fictional sense, I would choose getting screwed by a White Court vampire from the Dresden Files. Apparently the ecstasy that happens to you is the best thing you ever feel, and you die by them sucking the life out of you.
If that's not the case, I want to be drugged up to the point of where nothing makes any sense and I dropped from an airplane. Imagine not realize that you are free falling. Oh, also while it's at night onto a city like New York or Tokyo. That would be sweet
Because in fictional sense, I would choose getting screwed by a White Court vampire from the Dresden Files. Apparently the ecstasy that happens to you is the best thing you ever feel, and you die by them sucking the life out of you.
If that's not the case, I want to be drugged up to the point of where nothing makes any sense and I dropped from an airplane. Imagine not realize that you are free falling. Oh, also while it's at night onto a city like New York or Tokyo. That would be sweet