You Have Been Transported to the Universe of Happy Tree Friends For A Week, How Do You Survive?

[cojo965]

Picture this: a trickster god has transported you to the universe that Happy Tree Friends takes place in. Before I go any further, if you are unfamiliar with the web series this video is all you need to know.

Spoiler: Viewer Discretion Advised

Don't worry, death never sticks in this universe, you just come back to do it again for eternity. You can return to your home dimension, IF, you can last a week without dying.

So how do you do it?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Chill out somewhere far away and come in to get food when everybody's dead. I know that second part sounds kind of sick but it's the only time when nothing can possibly kill me, when everybody else is dead. Think about it, if I go in and start mingling while everybody's okay, then it's only a matter of time before something sets off.
Anyway.
Yeah, go away, scrounge when they all die, run away again and may the cycle stay unbroken for a full week.

 

[FalloutJack]

This must be the dimension Massacre speaks of in his nightmares, where things are adorable and wrong.

To explain: Mass is my inner demon, my villain muse. When things disturb HIM, I tend to avoid them, unless it's Gazuga.

Gazuga is a story for another time.

 

[Blacklight28]

Two strategies that come to mind:
Run for the hills - Basically try to stay away from everyone and seclude myself where I have the least chance for dying.

Kill or be killed - Eliminate every threat in sight (especially Flippy). Depends on how long it takes for the dead to 'respawn' but it would leave you with periods where you don't have to worry about a gang of ticking time bombs. I'm sure they're a lot safer to be around when they're dead. Plus, when else can you murder without consequence?

 

[fat american]

Chill out somewhere far away and come in to get food when everybody's dead. I know that second part sounds kind of sick but it's the only time when nothing can possibly kill me, when everybody else is dead. Think about it, if I go in and start mingling while everybody's okay, then it's only a matter of time before something sets off.
Anyway.
Yeah, go away, scrounge when they all die, run away again and may the cycle stay unbroken for a full week.

Unless you slip on blood an fall face first into a fryer, onto a sharp object, down stairs etc.

I, personally, would not go to the woods. Knowing me I would have the same luck as the moose and have to chop my leg off with a plastic spoon because a tree fell on it. I would hide in an abandoned apartment or something. Not near anybody, but hopefully no wildlife or anything to get me.

 

[Gormech]

Superfreeze myself in a freezer or icebox and hope for one of those 'transport to the future where science wakes you up' scenarios. If I die while frozen, it's painless or quick.

 

[Jux]

Don't worry, death never sticks in this universe, you just come back to do it again for eternity. You can return to your home dimension, IF, you can last a week without dying.

So how do you do it?

You offer me eternal life and expect me to give that up? What makes you think I'd want to leave this place?

 

[cojo965]

Don't worry, death never sticks in this universe, you just come back to do it again for eternity. You can return to your home dimension, IF, you can last a week without dying.

So how do you do it?

You offer me eternal life and expect me to give that up? What makes you think I'd want to leave this place?

Dude did you watch the video? You are being brutally killed every other day, often in very painful ways by the most mundane of objects. You think you can take it?

 

[Jux]

Dude did you watch the video? You are being brutally killed every other day, often in very painful ways by the most mundane of objects. You think you can take it?

I think I'd like the change of pace. In any case, I'd probably go insane before figuring out a way to survive a week, so I may as well go along with it.

 

[FPLOON]

Eh... Kill or be killed...

On a more serious note, I probably would not worry about it too much... I'm not going to always play it safe nor am I just going to do whatever the hell I could do in this situation without any second thought...

So, overall... Surviving would not even be on my "to-think-about" list... not until the week is over, at the very least...

 

[Thomas Barnsley]

My plan:

1. Murder some tree friends. Enjoy it, since it will be the only time the consequences won't haunt you.

2. Repeat 1. until you are submitted to a mental asylum.

3. Act in such a way that you end up in the padded room with a straight jacket.

4. Pray the isolation and padded objects are enough to last you a week.

5. Give up hope when the asylum inevitably floods or is burned down or hit by a meteor on the last day.

 

[Euryalus]

I... I probably don't. Let's be honest here.

What I'll try to do is just be overly cautious and Paranoid; and Pray that the fates see me being the crazy guy saying, "I told you so!", is funnier than me being maimed.

 

[Groxnax]

Where ever they gather I get outta the area.

I also place some items that will make Flippy (that's the guy with PTSD, right?) flip out.


And if all else fails... I will just go with the insanity.

Captha: Dramatic Chipmunk? So that's my form?

 

[rokkolpo]

Find a few bottles of water, then sit in a room with no objects for a week.

You'd cut your finger while opening the bottle.
The seal of the bottle jumps into your eye.
And when you try to drink, the bottle will get lodged in your throat.

To summarize:
1. Bleeding out
2. Infection
3. Drowning

In the world of the happy tree friends, it's not life that finds a way.

OT: I think the best chance is being the maniac. I.E the war veteran guy since he is the one that survives the most. Because he is death. And death is the only thing that gets away with stuff in that world.

EDIT: What do you call the seal of a plastic bottle in English?
Is there even a word for it?
In Dutch it's ''Dop''.

Spoiler

^That blue thing up top.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Whoo boy, I don't. But I guess I could try a padded cell ala Final Destination.