You have just been sent into the world of you favorite game. However,
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Well it'd have to be Tamriel, but where and when would be up for debate. To be honest I've always thought <a href=http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Faendal>Faendal had a pretty sweet life - hunting and fishing around Riverwood, odd-jobbing at the local sawmill for some extra cash every now and then ... I could quite happily live that kind of life.
My reaction was a lot like your avatar.Bealzibob said:https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/11/bloodborne-enemywent-undiscovered-until-2017/
Anyways, I?d either be going hollow in some crumbly castle or forest nook somewhere. Alternately I?d be living a peasant life with a big breasted wife in a quaint medieval village. Not all bad I suppose.
Inside ? I?d run the nearest, non-mindless drone humanoid, grab them by the shoulders and scream at the top of my lungs ?WHAT FOR THE LOVE OF EVERY FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!?? Also, I?d stay the hell out of any water deeper than my ankles.
Morrowind ? I?d Join the Mages? Guild. Funny because of all the guilds, Mages? is my least favorite to play, but obviously the safest to live. Not sure I?ve got the brass for Fighters?, the balls for Thieves and certainly not the ruthless nature to succeeed in the Morag Tong.
GTA ? I?d bunker down with a small arsenal; the complete lack of concern by the authority and any empathetic accountability on the part of the rampant criminal population makes the life of a GTA NPC a risky endeavor.
Halo ? I?d join the administrative ranks of the UNSC and make it far enough up the chain of command to have a chance to date Sarah Palmer. I?d eventually throw her massive Spartan thighs up by my ears and die slowly-yet-happily as she crushes my head in the throes of our shared passion.
Morrowind ? I?d Join the Mages? Guild. Funny because of all the guilds, Mages? is my least favorite to play, but obviously the safest to live. Not sure I?ve got the brass for Fighters?, the balls for Thieves and certainly not the ruthless nature to succeeed in the Morag Tong.
GTA ? I?d bunker down with a small arsenal; the complete lack of concern by the authority and any empathetic accountability on the part of the rampant criminal population makes the life of a GTA NPC a risky endeavor.
Halo ? I?d join the administrative ranks of the UNSC and make it far enough up the chain of command to have a chance to date Sarah Palmer. I?d eventually throw her massive Spartan thighs up by my ears and die slowly-yet-happily as she crushes my head in the throes of our shared passion.
Favorite game is the original Doom.sgy0003 said:
Probably would be member of UAC staff.
I. Am. Fucked.
Well, not being the hero in Dark Souls means I'll go hollow for sure.
Given the writing in Breath of the Wild, it means I'd probably be flirting with Link if not outright trying to get in his pants.
In Shadow of the Colossus I guess I'd be sealing off the Forbidden Land.
Given the writing, if I was a girl in the Witcher, I'd probably be trying to get in Geralt's pants or vise versa.
In Firaxis XCom, you usually have to choose between bad and worse choices, so I'd dead for sure in that universe. (Or since you can augment wounded soldiers into MEC Troopers and avoid long hospital stays that way, maybe I'd be a sweet cyborg, best case)
Given the writing in Breath of the Wild, it means I'd probably be flirting with Link if not outright trying to get in his pants.
In Shadow of the Colossus I guess I'd be sealing off the Forbidden Land.
Given the writing, if I was a girl in the Witcher, I'd probably be trying to get in Geralt's pants or vise versa.
In Firaxis XCom, you usually have to choose between bad and worse choices, so I'd dead for sure in that universe. (Or since you can augment wounded soldiers into MEC Troopers and avoid long hospital stays that way, maybe I'd be a sweet cyborg, best case)
For now, it seems to be Wolfenstein: The New Order.
Being half-Jewish, I'm sure that no amount of nazi buzzwords is going to save me from being shot, chewed up by cyborg dogs, or hauled off to be experimented on. If I survive, it'll be as some sort of bloated monstrosity with no free will.
Being half-Jewish, I'm sure that no amount of nazi buzzwords is going to save me from being shot, chewed up by cyborg dogs, or hauled off to be experimented on. If I survive, it'll be as some sort of bloated monstrosity with no free will.
I don't really have a favorite game right now, but for years it was Chrono Trigger so I guess I'll go hang out at the Millenial Fair.
Well my fave game at this moment is Planescape: Torment, so I guess join the Sensates, chill with Fall-from-Grace, maybe learn some magic, then once I get bored of it, take the first portal to Elysium and retire for life.
Mass Effect: So many worlds, so many ways to die. Explore the wrong patch of desert? Get eaten by a Thresher Maw. Dig into the wrong cave with the wrong kind of artifact in it? It's a Reaper indoctrination device and I'm now a Husk. And even if you do everything right, there's still the chance of your colony world getting sacked by space pirates, which will likely result in being sold into slavery. Then there's Saren Arterius and his Geth armies, the Collectors, and the Reapers themselves. NOPE.
Ace Combat, Strangereal: I've spoken at length about this in the past. Sure, it looks nice, on the surface; but have you SEEN the number of wars that have cropped up over the years? The fact that nuclear weapons are so rare just means that the civilizations of Strangereal have decided to get creative with their superweapons: Inter-continental ballistic missiles loaded with massive conventional explosive warheads that detonate as a monstrous cluster burst? Incredibly large laser weapons of various styles and descriptions? Extremely huge railguns that were originally designed to intercept meteors? With at least one of those modified to fire a payload that breaks up in flight to unleash multiple cruise missiles? Not to mention all manner of chemical and biological weapons that are probably all too similar to those we know and stocked in far greater quantities than they ever were in our world? HELL NO!
F-Zero: There are still various kinds of supervillains, some of whom are actually allowed to race in the greatest motorsports competition in the galaxy. Apparently, the reward for winning the Grand Prix is enough to set someone up for life, which means that there must be huge amounts of marketing and other funding behind it to fill those prize pools. There's obviously severe corruption hiding just beneath the surface. Then again, you could say that about our own world, too, so... Still, there are said in some pilots' backstories to have been massive wars that scoured entire planets. One hopes that Earth is still peaceful despite all this... But even then, knowing the nature of corporate greed, probably not a nice place to be. NOPE.
Crimson Skies: No unified road network, which probably means it's a lot harder to get goods from one place to another. Not to mention the fact that there are pirates constantly attacking the shipping lanes... Oh, yeah, and those pirates are armed with fighter planes with all manner of bombs and rockets and missiles and machine guns and auto-cannons and... You get the idea. EVERY major power of note makes use of vast fleets of deadly fighter aircraft and backs them up with powerful zeppelin battleships. Fire rains from the skies every day, with a shower of hot brass just being the warning that now's a good time to get in the basement. MEGA NOPE.
Ace Combat, Strangereal: I've spoken at length about this in the past. Sure, it looks nice, on the surface; but have you SEEN the number of wars that have cropped up over the years? The fact that nuclear weapons are so rare just means that the civilizations of Strangereal have decided to get creative with their superweapons: Inter-continental ballistic missiles loaded with massive conventional explosive warheads that detonate as a monstrous cluster burst? Incredibly large laser weapons of various styles and descriptions? Extremely huge railguns that were originally designed to intercept meteors? With at least one of those modified to fire a payload that breaks up in flight to unleash multiple cruise missiles? Not to mention all manner of chemical and biological weapons that are probably all too similar to those we know and stocked in far greater quantities than they ever were in our world? HELL NO!
F-Zero: There are still various kinds of supervillains, some of whom are actually allowed to race in the greatest motorsports competition in the galaxy. Apparently, the reward for winning the Grand Prix is enough to set someone up for life, which means that there must be huge amounts of marketing and other funding behind it to fill those prize pools. There's obviously severe corruption hiding just beneath the surface. Then again, you could say that about our own world, too, so... Still, there are said in some pilots' backstories to have been massive wars that scoured entire planets. One hopes that Earth is still peaceful despite all this... But even then, knowing the nature of corporate greed, probably not a nice place to be. NOPE.
Crimson Skies: No unified road network, which probably means it's a lot harder to get goods from one place to another. Not to mention the fact that there are pirates constantly attacking the shipping lanes... Oh, yeah, and those pirates are armed with fighter planes with all manner of bombs and rockets and missiles and machine guns and auto-cannons and... You get the idea. EVERY major power of note makes use of vast fleets of deadly fighter aircraft and backs them up with powerful zeppelin battleships. Fire rains from the skies every day, with a shower of hot brass just being the warning that now's a good time to get in the basement. MEGA NOPE.
I'll try my best to not get murdered/raped/eaten(in whatever order) by the raiders, or mutated fauna. Depends on where i find myself, try to get to the nearest safe settlement. Then maybe find a caravan that can escort me to NCR recruiting post. I'm shit physically, but i heard they have problems with filling the personnel quota and probably won't fret about volunteers.
EDIT: Huh? Looks like i can find out how that scenario would've turn out: https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/45739/?
EDIT: Huh? Looks like i can find out how that scenario would've turn out: https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/45739/?
Well, I rather like the Hyperdimension Neptunia games, so I suppose that I would alternate between hunting whatever is the safest low-level monsters for enough money to pay the bills, and trying to see if it's possible to tame a Dogoo into a relatively safe housepet. (If so, then I'd probably start a pet business, and depending on demand, see if it's possible to switch from Dogoos to the cute monster-girls. Just need to include a contract stating that I am not liable if new owners get flayed alive from their pet's reaction to any perverse actions. They just look adorable, you're still just taking care of them.)
Also, since the world is basically built on and revolves around video games, I can still keep my gaming habits. (Also, since game developers are relatively powerful adventurers, I'm a bit curious if my own personal projects would be enough to help me survive.)
Also, since the world is basically built on and revolves around video games, I can still keep my gaming habits. (Also, since game developers are relatively powerful adventurers, I'm a bit curious if my own personal projects would be enough to help me survive.)
FFX, so I'm in Spira then?
Huh... I could still go on a pilgrimage to fight Sin, just not with Tidus or Yuna. Living in Spira is sucky, in that I'm constantly in fear of getting attacked by Sin, but still kinda awesome given that I can explore Spira. I could train in Blitzball, or become a Guardian or a Summoner, or join the Chocobo Knights, or the Crusaders. Or just live peacefully somewhere in a city like Luca or Bevelle, or on a tropical island like Besaid or Kilika. Chances are I couldn't just go hang out with the Al Bhed, unless I happen to be Al Bhed myself.
Damn, so many options. Wait; if the events of FFX are still going to happen whilst I'm there, then;
I would want to learn how to defend myself, so I think I'd join the Chocobo Knights - that way I'm learning how to fight, and also I'd hopefully get my own Chocobo. Also, hang out with these guys, who I always liked;
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Huh... I could still go on a pilgrimage to fight Sin, just not with Tidus or Yuna. Living in Spira is sucky, in that I'm constantly in fear of getting attacked by Sin, but still kinda awesome given that I can explore Spira. I could train in Blitzball, or become a Guardian or a Summoner, or join the Chocobo Knights, or the Crusaders. Or just live peacefully somewhere in a city like Luca or Bevelle, or on a tropical island like Besaid or Kilika. Chances are I couldn't just go hang out with the Al Bhed, unless I happen to be Al Bhed myself.
Damn, so many options. Wait; if the events of FFX are still going to happen whilst I'm there, then;
Maybe it's not great to go on a pilgrimage, since that'll become a meaningless exercise anyway. If that's the case,
then Spira will basically become as it is in FFX-2, which I'm still happy with more-or-less
then Spira will basically become as it is in FFX-2, which I'm still happy with more-or-less
I would want to learn how to defend myself, so I think I'd join the Chocobo Knights - that way I'm learning how to fight, and also I'd hopefully get my own Chocobo. Also, hang out with these guys, who I always liked;
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I'M GONNA BE
THE VERY BEST
NPC THAT THERE WAS
DUN DUN DUN DUN
My first goal would be to catch as MANY Growlithe as possible, because Arcanine is the best and six Arcanine is amazing. Plus, with six Arcanine, I wouldn't have random 10 year olds come up and fight me, because NPC trainers never have 6 pokemon, unless they're a Breeder or a Magikarp trainer, so fuck yeah, Arcanines!
THE VERY BEST
NPC THAT THERE WAS
DUN DUN DUN DUN
My first goal would be to catch as MANY Growlithe as possible, because Arcanine is the best and six Arcanine is amazing. Plus, with six Arcanine, I wouldn't have random 10 year olds come up and fight me, because NPC trainers never have 6 pokemon, unless they're a Breeder or a Magikarp trainer, so fuck yeah, Arcanines!
Ah... well then. This is mildly awkward but I'm afraid I'm going to have to direct your attention to Final Fantasy X -Will- [http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_X_-Will-], the canon sequel to X-2 in which:Auron225 said:
The Farplane is revealed to be on the fritz, numerous people start coming back to life with the addendum that if they realise they should be dead the die for real and Sin is also back again.