So you have been drafted into the Galactic Empire's Doom Army and are to be issued with one standard issue bionic weapon. What is it and what body part does it replace?
Oh, where's a like button when you need it...Chimpzy said:I'd replace my dick with Dwayne Johnson. And I don't mean replacing my johnson with Dwayne's johnson, I want the whole Johnson.
Budgetary constraints?Vendor-Lazarus said:Why only one?
That's the question at hand. Whatever you pick is the standard issue weapon for the Doom Army.Squilookle said:Ooh- good question but... what is a standard issue bionic weapon?
Yes but you lose the connected brain functions of the replaced part.trunkage said:Can I replace a part of my mind with psychic powers? Tearing people apart with my mind would be super powerful
Look, the Doom Army isn't made of money! Do you have any idea how ludicrously expensive a never ending war of conquest and enslavement is on a galactic scale?!Vendor-Lazarus said:Why only one?
I would replace every body part with a superior bionic/cyborg version.
Actually, I'm very curious what you could replace an appendix with that would function as a useful weapon? Self destruct charge maybe?Agema said:I'd replace my appendix with... who cares what? It can hardly fail to be more useful than my appendix.
I would replace my wingwang with a bunch of knives, then start a romance with a wonderful woman who looks past my deformity, and then when she asks me to hold her, with tears streaming down my face I would thrust my hips and say "I CAN'T".Chimpzy said:I'd replace my dick with Dwayne Johnson. And I don't mean replacing my johnson with Dwayne's johnson, I want the whole Johnson.
A smaller version of yourself. And then demand people start the reactor, and when they're confused and offput, punch them.Drathnoxis said:Actually, I'm very curious what you could replace an appendix with that would function as a useful weapon? Self destruct charge maybe?Agema said:I'd replace my appendix with... who cares what? It can hardly fail to be more useful than my appendix.
That's telekinesis, Kyle.Silentpony said:That way I can just look at someone and teleport a mind-bullet directly into their heads, killing them instantly.
I poked in here to see if anybody had made this joke (well, a dick joke in general). I'm happy to not be disappointed.Chimpzy said:I'd replace my dick with Dwayne Johnson. And I don't mean replacing my johnson with Dwayne's johnson, I want the whole Johnson.
You want to, literally, be joined at the hip to the Rock?Chimpzy said:I'd replace my dick with Dwayne Johnson. And I don't mean replacing my johnson with Dwayne's johnson, I want the whole Johnson.
Hmm, in my excitement for a Dwayne Johnson johnson, I haven't actually given that much thought. If given the choice, I'm thinking either tailbone, back of the head or his feet.Thaluikhain said:You want to, literally, be joined at the hip to the Rock?Chimpzy said:I'd replace my dick with Dwayne Johnson. And I don't mean replacing my johnson with Dwayne's johnson, I want the whole Johnson.
Should I ask what part of him should be attached to your crotch?
Brings a new definition to being Rock hard....Chimpzy said:I'd replace my dick with Dwayne Johnson. And I don't mean replacing my johnson with Dwayne's johnson, I want the whole Johnson.