You Know You've Been On The Computer For Too Long When...

[101194]

134: When you've become so lazy you don't even clean up your jizz anymore. You simply wipe it on your pubes after a good fap.

I laughed when I read that, You sick man.

 

[Tomw1812]

140. When you criticise RL for having no Respawns and being imbalanced, but you have to commend the graphics

141. When you refer to Real Life as RL

142. When you don't know what the majority of people you know look like

143. When you take spam seriously, just to see what will happen

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

131: You can read binary
132: You can read binary fast enough to actually see what it reads
133: You have a binary watch

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I had a watch like that once. Although I can't read ANSCII.

#144
When you use the commandline fequently.

#145
When you look out the window to see the sun rising.

#146
When you begin playing indie games while waiting for the next big release.

#147
When you know your HDD like the back of you hand and are able to manually track down almost any file manually.

EDIT: #148
When you begin preparing for Zombie Apocalypse.

#149
When you begin mistyping from tiredness.

 

[Mephisteus]

#145
When you look out the window to see the sun rising.

That one never fails to freak me out

#150
"Just one more minute" turns into another hour, or three (cause I thought about three hours ago that I should call it a night, damnit.)

 

[Mr. Payne]

151. When you post on this thread.

 

[Omnidum]

152: When you utter your words l13k d15 outside of your home.

 

[Mr. Payne]

153. When you *just* realize that Fable the Lost Chapters Came out.
154. When you have a legendary item in WoW
155. When you can name two legendary items from wow off the top of your head *looks at avatar*

 

[JoshasorousRex]

156. when your hungry or in pain you have the urge to call MEDIC! by hitting the E key

157. you try to hit your "kill" key when embarrassed

Yay for TF2 stuff! theses have happened to me b4

 

[Mr. Payne]

158. You start Quoting ZP in real life situations.
159. You buy a knife and shout "LF ENCHANTER"
160. You buy a gun and shout "LF ENGINEER!!!11"

 

[crobuster]

161: Rather than going outside and finding real people to interact with you join another forum.

 

[Mr. Payne]

162. Every time you exclaim something, you say "oneone" a second later.
163. You have a wireless keyboard.
164. You fight to get the last word in this thread.

PAYNE out.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

164. You try to explain things in terms of video games you've played when at school.
165. You go disgruntled postal-worker because of someone flaming you on a forum.

 

[Mr. Payne]

167. You have an IQ higher than 135.

 

[purplefish]

168. You created a new account just to add to a thread. (I just did that)
169. You talk about throwing something away, and you say "I need to delete that."
170. You're filling out a checklist on paper, you ask "Which should I click?"
171. You find your internet friends are a lot easier to get along with than your RL friends.
172. You're eyes are going blurry from how tired you are, but yet you stay on for "just a few more minutes."
173. Your laptop is next to your bed, and when you wake up, before you even go to the bathroom, you check to see if anyone messaged you/replied to your post.


I'm guilty of everything I just wrote, and most of the ones above x.x

 

[Mr. Payne]

174. You live on a thread. (like me)
175. You bought WAR the day it came out only to find out about error 414 (like me)
176. Your computer exploded the day WOTLK came out. (like mine)
177. You enjoy every game made by Snowblind Studios.

 

[Mr. Payne]

178. 001110111011011010001101101011010101.

 

[crobuster]

167. You have an IQ higher than 135.

As a website once said: the internet makes you stupid.

It makes you lazy, you don't bother to think about things other than formulating a knee jerk response, rather than learning things people just Google them. Worse than that, people that spend too much time on the internet think they're more intelligent for it.

 

[purplefish]

167. You have an IQ higher than 135.

As a website once said: the internet makes you stupid...

179. You look up how the internet makes you stupid, on the internet..

 

[crobuster]

Nah, I'm just a member of their forum.

 

[xitel]

128. If you use IM acronyms in casual conversation.
--Especially if you've ever said "rofflecopter" or "lollerskates" out loud.

The only time I've ever said roflcopter or lollerskates was ironically, but yes, I have said them both.