You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Anarchemitis]

When you have in your friends list several users who no longer browse, have been banned, accounts have been deleted, or a combination thereof.
(My Lover, Not a Fighter badge suddenly takes a new meaning.)

 

[mParadox]

When you still have a higher post count despite the join date.

 

[mParadox]

When you can be easily amused by the thought.

 

[mParadox]

When you're always there to give an e-hug.

*hugs*

 

[Nouw]

When you begin to like Ponies.

It only go as far as the T.V. show, I swear!

 

[mParadox]

Spoiler: Loving the fact that you love it.

 

[mParadox]

When you become quite adept at it.

 

[Nouw]

When you get the regular badge.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you immediately derail threads again.

KITTEH!

 

[SkyeNeko]

When you start calling people by their names instead of their username.

 

[SkyeNeko]

When you become known as an unholy pervy smart-arse.

HEY ITS THAT UNHOLY PERVY SMART ARSE!

when you stalk interesting people by reading all the posts they make in other threads.