You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Marik2]

When you see old faces return

 

[Living_Brain]

When people only come here to be sad about its state

 

[SckizoBoy]

When one looks at one's join date and swears it was earlier...

 

[Neonbob]

When you return after months and nothing has changed.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

When you actually start posting again because you give so few shits it flips around and you're posting because you care so little.

 

[SckizoBoy]

When you start looking over your posts from years ago because it's more interesting than actually posting...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

When you realize the above is true.

 

[Neonbob]

When your excitement over seeing changes leaves nearly as fast as it came on.

 

[blue heartless]

what, uh...

thirteen years

 

[Dr.Susse]

When your blue heartless.
Well done!

 

[SckizoBoy]

When even Forum Games can't spur you to post as little as ten times in a span of anything less than an hour...

 

[Neonbob]

When you remember when the forum moved pages in a day.

 

[blue heartless]

I am afraid to get over 1000 posts

will it hurt

 

[Zeruss]

When you find yourself coming back to a place you haven't visited in years, but used to check every single day almost 10 years ago.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

When you see someone from 2008 only have two posts.

 

[Neonbob]

When you have the thought "I don't have the energy for this bullshit" in response to posts more than once a topic.

 

[SckizoBoy]

When you think for a sec and realise...

When you have the thought "I don't have the energy for this bullshit" in response to posts more than once a topic.

... applies to you too, and obviously so...

 

[Neonbob]

When you no longer remember when you got your first badge.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Or what your first badge even was...

 

[blue heartless]

I got a lot of badges all at once to technically they are all the first badge

and I thought we were shortening the name "Virtual badge" to "vadge"

was I mistaken