You like getting abducted don't you? You nasty little human
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Worst:
And now... the slow and methodical vivisectioning... for the next year.
Best:
You have been chosen to represent Earth in the galactic council, your cooperation is not optional.
And now... the slow and methodical vivisectioning... for the next year.
Best:
You have been chosen to represent Earth in the galactic council, your cooperation is not optional.
Ah, but now you have our attention!Jinx_Dragon said:
Don't be shy. This will be just between us perverts.
[I had the same problem, so I opted for the 'second best but socially appropriate' response.]
best: welcome, you will be brought to our home world where you will be a celebrated part of our culture as the first human to come to our planet
worst: get the anal probe ready
worst: get the anal probe ready
Worst: Let the castration and rape begin
Best: We've decided to examine the effects of giving a human super/god-like powers (take your pick, I'd prefer Wolverine or Deadpool's powers), and you're our chosen subject
Best: We've decided to examine the effects of giving a human super/god-like powers (take your pick, I'd prefer Wolverine or Deadpool's powers), and you're our chosen subject
Worst: Dammit, we needed a stronger male for the mating study. I guess we can still use him for the probing.
Best: We are the teachers of the Earth band, "The Beatles", here are all Seven Hundred of their records never released on Earth. We felt them to be too good for most of the humans.
Best: We are the teachers of the Earth band, "The Beatles", here are all Seven Hundred of their records never released on Earth. We felt them to be too good for most of the humans.
Worst: Test 243#, we cut his sex organ's off, aand them 100X bigger, then shove them in the rear end. Damn, we are out of lubrication! Oh well, continue!
Best: We are recruiting you into Interstellar SWAT, you will kick all kinds of ass and get all kinds of human women, have fun.
Best: We are recruiting you into Interstellar SWAT, you will kick all kinds of ass and get all kinds of human women, have fun.
I'm assuming you asked for a Japanese School Girl outfit for Christmas, just in case.dietpeachsnapple said:Perhaps you missed the part about this being the internets...Yodobama said:urgh76 said:
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Worst thing to hear: We're running low on human organs so we'll be needing to remove them from your body one by one. Hope you don't mind being awake while we do it. Your screams help us realise we're doing a good job.
Best thing: Greetings Human. We're testing what will happen with your society when we give you the abilities of a fictional character from your world named "Spiderman". Also we hear your country doesn't have an R18 rating for games, so we'll be abducting Michael Atkinson and will be performing anal probes with spiky instruments on him for your amusement.
Best thing: Greetings Human. We're testing what will happen with your society when we give you the abilities of a fictional character from your world named "Spiderman". Also we hear your country doesn't have an R18 rating for games, so we'll be abducting Michael Atkinson and will be performing anal probes with spiky instruments on him for your amusement.
Worst: You know, on our planet the proper greeting is anal rape.
Best: You! You're the one we've been searching for! You're GOD!
Best: You! You're the one we've been searching for! You're GOD!
Best: "Do you have any Smirnoff Ice? "
Worst: " We will make this human play the wii for the rest of their lives."
Worst: " We will make this human play the wii for the rest of their lives."